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just another engineer working in paris. useless takes on crypto, AI, life, money. you might want to check out the 'Highlights' section.

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@akhileshutup
akhilesh
4 hours
i spent all saturday organizing cables at my desk. today, everything fell apart when i unplugged one device. every company uses its own plug. thunderbolt, usb-c. magsafe, displayport, hdmi. why does no one talk about this? why isn’t there one universal cable and charger that.
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@akhileshutup
akhilesh
12 hours
wake up babe, welch labs dropped a new video
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akhilesh
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i like hitori. really cool game.
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akhilesh
1 day
ok cool. we move.
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akhilesh
2 days
this is your chance to give up on everything that you are currently busy with and lock in to max extract the dollars from the crypto markets. but you are all too busy calling it a scam instead of making money from from this "scam". the president of the united states has his.
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@akhileshutup
akhilesh
2 days
going good. we keep praying.
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akhilesh
24 days
one month to make it.
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akhilesh
2 days
girls after their favorite mard leaves them an read for 2 hours straight.
@paharganj2paris
Arya
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If 5 husbands couldn’t save Draupadi in dwapar yug and Krishna bhagwaan had to intervene, I might as well remain unmarried and focus my energies on adhyatma, sanatan etc instead on a “what do you bring to the table mama’s boy” kaliyug man.
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akhilesh
3 days
watched all the gpt-5 demos. if you're someone looking to make a career out of coding, give up and pivot to plumbing instead.
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akhilesh
3 days
gpt-5 drew this graph. agi is NOT achieved.
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akhilesh
3 days
i can still see those em-dashes in the gpt-5 responses. this brings down the openai valuation by at least 100 billion dollars.
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akhilesh
3 days
openai is full of ccp agents lmaoo.
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akhilesh
4 days
very sad. can anyone send me this man's UPI?.
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News24
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राजस्थान : झुंझुनूं में 25 कुत्तों की गोली मारकर हत्या. ◆ आरोपी बंदूक लेकर घूमता है और कुत्तों को देखते ही उन्हें गोली मारने लगता है . #Rajasthan | Rajasthan | Jhunjhunu | #Jhunjhunu
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akhilesh
4 days
RT @paharganj2paris: Breaking the bubble
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akhilesh
4 days
"i’ll launch a course and it’ll make me rich"
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akhilesh
4 days
time to make mohammed siraj the chancellor of aligarh muslim university.
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akhilesh
5 days
people complaining about high petrol prices and saying this will cost the bjp dearly even after ethanol blending are in for some pain because they don't understand indian politicians enough. hint: we have elections in bihar coming soon.
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akhilesh
5 days
so to put this in a blunt way, she wants the leader of a foreign country to change some policy so that indians stay in india. indians have truly given up on indian political leadership🤣.
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Radhika Chaudhary
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I want Trump to end H-1B visas for IIT grads. Why should Indian brains build America's Silicon Valley? . Let's build our own in India.
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akhilesh
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you cannot make this up. in pune, a company called recondo did strong and lasting road work. this made local contractors unhappy because it reduced repair jobs and bribes. recondo was then blacklisted due to lobbying by locals and was never allowed to bid for new tenders 😂.
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akhilesh
5 days
just turned $700 to $12 by apeing in a shitcoin. gm.
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akhilesh
6 days
crazy how we all seek employment with the goal of being unemployed one fine day.
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