🐗 jade🔮
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beer and loathing in 24fps 🌶 | ½ 🇬🇧 ½ 🇰🇷
she/her
Joined January 2022
found me down here did you…? would you mind telling me the yougov polling….? it’s all futile now…isn’t it…ha…hah…hah…ha..
“forgive me…i was absorbed in thought…i am sir keir of holborn and st pancras. quite honestly..i have run flat up against a wall. 10 downing street just won't budge…no matter how long i wait…and, oh, have i waited! hah hah hah hah…!”
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i need gale pulverised into a pale pink paste and baked into a sausage roll because i love him
@baldursgate3 what if we go @GreggsOfficial
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make your day better by watching lauren bacall rehearse for the broadway musical “applause” (footage shot in 1969)
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this is actually so unbelievably goated of him what the hell
found an old omar sharif interview in the middle of a gay porn mag lol
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Anna May Wong in My China Film (1936), a documentary she directed and produced about her first and only trip to China, filmed directly after she was rejected for the lead in The Good Earth (1937) (via UCLA Film and Television Archive & the Hearst Metrotone News Collection)
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if you remember this you should legally be allowed to claim one free pair of pulp panties in the mail
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can I recommend some really niche britcom yaoi. they fuck eachother silly and also bite eachother and hurt eachother and smash eachothers heads in and kill eachother and fuck and
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first you're struck by the hilarity of omar sharif licensing an ms dos bridge game then you're hit by his sultry melifluous voice and you decide... maybe... maybe you're going to download the rom 👉👈
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omar sharif would you be interested in having very mediocre sex with me tomorrow night
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and the fact that it IS the greatest song of all time
it’s so fucked up when an artist’s like most popular song is also genuinely like one of the top 5 greatest songs ever written like what do you mean the masses are correct
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