Ambassador Alfonso, Member of the House of Woofs
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Galgo Español, Therapy Dog, 🐿️&🐇 Catcher 1st class. Paduan to Jed 🌈 and keeper of hoomum. Proud member of and Ambassador to the #BTPosse
Yorkshire, UK
Joined March 2020
Little Polly the BT is STILL MISSING: almost 2 months now - but she was spotted on 23/12…. Keep RTing and looking for her. We can get her home again. #BTPosse #FindPolly #Cornwall #LostDog #Lostwithiel #Bodmin #Doglost
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Hoomum eees asking eees it unreasonable to ask a workman to move his van from outside our house so we can park there. He was vereee stroppy asking why she couldn’t park further away herself? Appawrently the fact that we live at the house where he’d parked wasn’t enough #BTPosse
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I make models based on your own dog. If you would like yours or a friends making please message me. #UKGiftHour #UKGiftAM #SaturdayVibes #GiftIdeas #Dogs #FirstTMaster #CraftBizParty
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Shame on you @AmazonUK - a dog bed as compensation for something as horrendous as this?? Really? #dotherightthing
A dog owner has been left fuming after Amazon 'gifted' him a £25 pet bed after one of its delivery drivers ran over and almost killed his beloved German Shepherd. Steve Cockerham, 54, received the offering after his 12-year-old dog called Molly was run over by a courier who was
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Hoping all our furriends in the #BTPosse are surviving the sky bangs. Hoomum says she knows all your parents are doing their best for you 🙏🏻
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Hola. Thees ees the BT that has joined my entourage on two walks per week. He eeees a young señor called Merlin and he likes swimming, digging and borking. We are trying to persuade his owners to join the #BTPosse
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*raps screen* Ahem …….. Thees morning I caught a hooman on a quad bike! That eees all #BTPosse #runlikethewind
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*ahem* *taps screen - nouncement!* Tonight I have had steak pieces and they were nommy *that is all* 👍🏻 #BTPosse
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We have arrived safely and the staff have served a late lunch. I have inspected my quarters and decided that they are acceptable. 🤣🥳#BTPosse
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Gracias Señora. *shows hoomum phone*
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Buenos Dias amigo’s. Hoomum says I am taking the mickey with theees bed testing malarkey. I disagree. Who eees correct? #BTPosse
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*coughs politely* Ahem amigo’s. Thees ees my new coat hoomum bought me ahead of our first holibobs in over a year. Eeet ees veree smart, no? *hopes Heidi eeees looking* #BTPosse
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🚨Pawtant Nouncement🚨 Border Terrier Welfare Annual Event Sunday 14thSeptember 2025 Calling all Border Terriers (and owners welcome too!) Morning - Organised Walk in Headley Time - We will meet at 1100 hours for an 1130 walk - timings approximate Location - National
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Hoomum took thees whilst I was resting my eyes last night. She says eeet eees a veree cute nose and I am a handsome Señor. *hopes @HeidiBT3 eees looking* #BTposse #BTJournal @MistaHippyDalek
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Today I decided to quality test hoomum’s side of the bed. Eeet was vereee acceptable indeed 🤣 #BTPosse #internationaldogday2025 @MistaHippyDalek
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