Harry Kane is drenched in beer and his family couldn't be happier, yet when I come home drenched in beer I need to "support our family" and "stop making the kids sad" Woke nonsense.

Is it too early to want Big Sam?

What if instead of a double dog dare it was a triple tung taunt

Fork found in kitchen

ADDICTING

Lamar Jackson’s excuses are back.

My boy...

I AM SO SICK OF WATCHING THE SAME PATHETIC RUBBISH WEEK AFTER WEEK AFTER WEEK. NO INTENSITY. NO DESIRE. NO LEADERS. IT’S NOT EVEN ABOUT LOSING. I CAN ACCEPT LOSING IF THERE’S EFFORT. IF THERE’S PASSION. BUT WATCHING A TEAM WALK AROUND, PASS SIDEWAYS, HIDE FROM THE BALL, AND

KINSKY START?

have you won a game in the last 34 days

Slow drivers hate to see me coming cuz I don't even honk anymore I just cut up to get around them

https://t.co/h1EwhYtr3I

Wanyama...

Back to school tomorrow after a week of chudmaxxing wish me luck

No spurs players anymore because we're #BUNS

Free me

Do I get aux?

Joel Waterman starting a world cup game

Whoever it was at EA who came up with the playstyles bakery give them a raise

What's y'alls go to yogurt flavour?

Second half: