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not ashton kutcher. or alaska. tweeting like it's 2007.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined February 2007
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1 year
I made a little video game! Hope you like it.
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Poco wants to go out and play, but the world just keeps getting in her way! Help Poco navigate the mazes while keeping an eye out for tasty fish snacks. Designed for kids but fun for all ages!. And that's it for this drop. See you soon!!. 👾.
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Imagine how confused people will be in 10 years time about how Taylor Swift and Kendrick Lamar once did a track together.
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Turns out the green thing on this leftover pizza is basil, not mold.
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3 years
the moon was a smile in a starry sky.
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We need more Fritosâ„¢ /cc @amalt.
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I'm sorry @NYTGames, but today's Wordle is BS.
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Help me make "Zuko Stardust" a thing
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Drunk drinking.
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The National Anthem.
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Every time I finish reading a novel, I'm left wondering how no one in the entire book ever pooped.
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Nachos for dinner.
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Orange beanie life.
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Professor Dolphin.
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4 years
I know @Target bags The Hotness right now, but I prefer kicking it old school with my @NewYorker tote bag.
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4 years
So many zip ties.
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I wish I had an @rdio tshirt.
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"Supply Chain Disruption" would be a good name for a heavy rock band.
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Why does this need to be a thing / who are these people who don't understand toilets 101?
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4 years
What's Going On (Detroit Mix), with headphones on.
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4 years
Heads up: lost 90% of the people I follow during my latest account snafu, so don't be confused by new follow requests.
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