aiz =3
@aizpokka
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fuck it we ball 😜 fuck it we bawl 😭
Joined October 2013
brought in a printed photo of me for my new ID while wearing the same shirt i wore in the photo
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At the pharmacy asking everybody what’s wrong with them & if we can trade pills like Pokémon cards
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sometimes i think i’m not chronically online but if someone said “pasta dinner gay couple” my ears would perk up like a dog hearing the word “walk”
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Bashar al-Assad now lives quietly in a luxury tower in Moscow, reportedly addicted to spending long hours playing online video games, according to Die Zeit.
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help oomf if you can (it’s been bad for her) https://t.co/ofrJB2FZm9
gofundme.com
Hi! My name is Annabelle and I am 23 years old. It’s been a crazy year! In … Annabelle Altmark needs your support for A year of accidents and hospitalizations
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this is 2016 you fraud
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everybody say sausage keep it goin eggs bacon grits sausage
Every eldest daughter Was the first lamb to the slaughter So we all dressed up as wolves and we looked fire
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said “kind of like among us” to the job interviewer when he talked about the company’s mystery shopper program
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I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHY DID SHE APPEAR
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Grandmother asking me why the peanut butter tastes weird, meanwhile the entire jar is filled with ants
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somebody said we should fill blow up dolls with helium to make people think they missed the rapture 😭
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me: i’ll never go crazy for a man him: help those kids cross the street bitch! me:
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