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I am what I am @plzjusstfumdot |Certified Bar Analyzer (CBA)
Joined December 2020
I got court on Monday. Don’t pray for me pray for da judge.
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the water not even boiling, this nigga slow roasting crack.
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just seen a girl with micro braids and big frame glasses fall to her knees at bath & body works.
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less of this, more of the gang affiliated niggas.
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I was ducking and dodging the screen omg please put that down.
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“Codeine thicker than blood” #JunkieJargon.
Lucki confirms that him and Veeze are still cool after recent rumors saying they weren’t 🙏🎉
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Name an active player with a better handle then Jaylen Brown.
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too hard
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she breaking up with Dracula.
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showed this to my uncle and he started drooling like a bloodhound.
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The nigga who shot Lil Reese watching him walk out the hospital again
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@NoMoreMatsuSMH @BleuCapone @BipolarBack Nigga at home like “Why the fuck his family need a theme song?”😭.
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fun as hell to say
i be hittin that Young Thug “WOO!!” at random moments.
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MR.GLOCK NOOOOOO
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Wheezy if you can hear me, PLEASE WORK WITH THIS NIGGA AGAIN.
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A Series of Unfortunate Events went crazy
what was yall favorite children’s book growing up?.
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look at me , what she wanna be.call me freaky t.off the leash, i feel like a dog.i get hella flee
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@Gluvvvvvv Cab drivers after a random nigga hopped in their car all sweaty and demand they follow another vehicle for an unknown reason
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@MariahScientist We got Mariah the Dentist, Mariah the Dermatologist, Mariah the Pyschologist, and Mariah the Therapist.
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@MrGiIgamesh Allah watching a man get on his knees for Him after he was on his knees for someone else
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I think imma quit my job and be a full time street nigga.
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this just a sampling of what he used to do lmaooooo
if you niggas hate swamp izzo yall woulda hated dj hustlenomics he mad war into a 5 minute song LMAO.
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@MRBLEUFACE That nigga shoulda known better. What corner store worker you know dont keep a weapon behind thag glass?😭.
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i told her colgate, baby gotta keep your teeth straight.
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When she wanna take another trip but I only got 2 days of vacation left
Being her first 9-5 nigga is gonna be so tricky.
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Birdman to that inmate:
Birdman: "I got enough power to help y'all". Inmate: "Ok, We need books to read". Birdman: "You think reading books gone help ya. ".
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Young Thug coming home so hopefully he can teach Lil Baby how to rap again.
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“CANT KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS, AYE”.
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When your mom says you have to stay the night at your aunt’s and your aunt is Mila Kunis
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@SwXsh41 damnn i forgot to say after she fell to her knees she blew up so she aint even alive anymore smh😔.
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