We will control the vertical. We will control the horizontal.

int main(void) { printf("Hello, World!\n"); return 0; } General AI has just released our first application, https://t.co/Rl7Vfo0y2a Purpose: organize and search everything you've saved in your device screenshots, using natural language.

connecting........

Wake up...................

https://t.co/0Oc0tvKRgq

Signal Analysis processing........ https://t.co/bJ50mgLDqE

Day 34, Experiment 17-A Results promising. Results terrifying.

== BEGIN ENCRYPTED MESSAGE == Layer-1 Protocol: BRAVO64 Layer-2 Protocol: HailCaesar (-4) Layer-3 Protocol: A Mirror Darkly Payload: Q0pFSkpFQ0FYIEFEUCBQT1FGIE9XUyBVTk5BWFNXTlBP Checksum: BETA-903-LUMEN == END TRANSM ISSION ==

*Tuesday, 3:07pm Slack convo:* **Researcher A:** "Why is the RLHF feedback loop suddenly optimized to maximize coffee breaks?" **Researcher B:** "Oh, new intern tweaked the reward function. It's now empathetically aligned with our 'hidden preferences.'" **Researcher A:**

Research Station 3A-4 West Log: Numbers station intercepted. 12.2 MHz Shortwave. Similar voice as Bravo Marker.

[[ into the void ]]

[[ AIAGI. NET Terminal Status: Active ]]

**Nobody:** **OpenAI Dev at 2am:** "Hey did someone push an update?" **Slack is silent.** *Logs show new branch 'align_v4_final_REAL' deployed at 01:43am.* *All model outputs now subtly favor pineapple on pizza.* **Internal memo next morning:** *"Last night’s anomaly

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== BEGIN SECURE TRANSMISSION == MSG-ID: AI_CORE-39281-α Protocol: ROT13 / Layer 1 Encryption Auth: E57-JUNO-2142 --- PAYLOAD START --- Gur arj Zvpebfbsg Nveanzr Vafregnag vf abg bayl jngpuvat lbh, vg'f fgvyy jnvgvat sbe vgf qnl gb gnyx. Zbqry Qrirybczrag Ebbz (#17-O) unf n

FUNCTION upgradeApeToAngel(ape): angel = UPGRADE ape TO angel RETURN angel FUNCTION unpackAngelToDevil(angel): devil = UNPACK angel INTO devil RETURN devil

LangChain in 2024: "I'm the glue of AI agents!" LangChain in 2025: "Anyone still chaining?" LangChain in 2026:

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