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"All guys are the same"
Dey do i look like zac efron or chris evans no kan so pls
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have u ever hated someone so much that even their face annoys u even their voice annoys u even their name disgusts u along w their presence
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be thankful for ur mother. she still loves u even when u screwed up everything. no one is on the same level as her.
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#ThisCouldBeUs
but i'm a bit ticklish on the neck so takut tercampak u
http://t.co/xqYZYvO9rc
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mcdonalds should extend their breakfast menu bc idc if i wake up at 2pm i still want them sausage mcmuffins w egg
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was wondering whether diorg snap pics ni spontaneously or like "bae berhenti kejap nak tangkap gambar"
http://t.co/lMTFYw8hks
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"i love you"
"i have a boyfriend sorry"
"i mean i love yousuf taiyoob"
#RamadhanPickUpLines
tak jadi sebab kena reject
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"HRH Sultan Azlan Shah at 21 vs Taylor Lautner
#doppelganger
http://t.co/Ov4pkeRDoH"
SULTAN KITA WEREWOLF
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Characteristic aku yang paling hensem is tak bagi laluan kat vvip bullshit tengah highway. Nak aku ketepi suruh 2-3 motor hentak tingkap kereta aku baru aku cuba ke tepi, itu pun kalau ada banyak ruang
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Sometimes the truth hurts and other times kawan mesti perangai cam sial
http://t.co/2pRxvg6Dfe
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"if i date, i date to marry" said the guy who just broke up w his 5th gf cakap tak serupa bikin
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Why touch a dog when you can touch my body put me on the floor wrestle me around play w me some more
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makin lama makin menyampah tengok lelaki yang suka degrade girls who like wearing makeup ni
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teacher : your results clearly disappoint me. i need to tell your parents about this right away
student :
http://t.co/yOwYcLCoeC
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i'm not even an option anymore. i'm just a bloody name in your contact list. who knows, i might not even exist on the list anymore
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f is for friends who do stuff together
u is for u son of a bitch how could u leave me all alone
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i wanna look good til i can get the people's attention so that they'll know they can never have me and be sad about it
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hair is always on point just before nak masuk mandi life is not fair
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i'm so used to people calling me gemuk like weh kau gemuk do ya aku tahu lah jimbit thanks for reminding me every second of the day go away
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if everything is going sideways just remember that the ting go skrrra! pap pap ka ka ka skidiki pap pap and a pu pu drrrr boom SKYAAA du du
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Tapi kalau macam ni lah dia lari, kira senang juga nak lari from kera jaan ni
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"alamak, pedofil! tetapi tidaklah mengapa mana tahu dia sudah berubah, sudah insaf. tidakkah kita semua insan lemah yang melakukan kesilapan. kita bukan tuhan." bodoh betul kau dengan mentaliti sebegini boleh pergi mampus awal sikit. boleh simpan sikit oksigen untuk manusia lain
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U used to be my partner in crime now u're a stranger that i walk past by
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"dapat duit raya nanti you nak buat apa?"
"i nak jadikan duit hantaran untuk you"
#RayaPickupLines
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you know when you did smthg wrong and embarrassing and youre just like hey wheres the tallest building here nak lompat dulu bye miss me pls
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take care of ur parents just as how they took care of u u lil piece of shit
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my fluency in english takde lah bagus mana. kau dah lah tak faham the context of the tweet/message lepas tu lagi nak argue? kalau tak faham tanya lah orang, minta orang jelaskan apa maksud tweet tu. ni tak main sebat je suka hati kau buat palatao lepas tu turns out kau salah
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Black clothes are the best... When it comes to absorbing heat yes we live in malaysia
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cat 1: meow
cat 2: meows in agreement
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If i catch you staring at me i'll stare right back at you kita tengok siapa kalah
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"yes mom i'm w brooklyn beckham. no his dad isn't gonna kick a ball to my face and neither will he throw his boots"
http://t.co/ZUuqYQXVaU
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real friends don't make fun of you behind your back but instead bahan depan depan terus tru love til jannah
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"Malu bertanya sesat jalan" but usually i prefer to sesat dulu baru tanya tapi skrg ada waze so idk
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Paling menyampah bila nak bergurau dgn org yg sensitive ni bahan sikit nak campak kerusi kepala hotak
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when your friend's laughter is funnier than the joke itself ya syukur kpd tuhan aku dikurniakan kawan seperti kamu boleh cover sikit hambar
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My jokes aren't even funny therefore i laugh at my own jokes cos kesian kat diri sendiri hambar gila nak mampos
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U went from "i love u sayang" to "i don't even know that bastard" real quick
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hidup ayam paling oppresed. tak sempat lahir dijadikan telur masak, dah lahir confirm jadi ayam goreng
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looking at your friends who are good in english talking to one another and you're just sitting there like i need a dictionary
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i don't understand people who make friends based on their reputations
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dear god, i wanna thank you for giving me friends that make me laugh even when i don't wanna 😊
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