bella and gigi be posting pics half naked and their dad will be in the comments like “yes . my beautiful daughter. princess of nazareth, love u ❤️ baba”
called my dad to tell him i got accepted into this masters programme and the first thing he said was “and then it’s the PhD right?” i’m calling the police on this guy
amy:
curtis: a weight has been lifted now that you’re no longer my half girlfriend, i’d rather cosplay a barista instead of touching you, i’m 1000% going to cheat on you again, can’t imagine fathering your kids. you’re talented tho x
#loveisland
tories facing possible “deportation” (??? your passport is fucked and you’re going back to affluent chelsea, why are you crying you SHMUCK) is just so ironic considering they persecute migrants trying to come to the uk bc they dare to flee war in their homeland(s), what a mess
hooyo’s getting taken off life support today so pls take time to make dua for her, may Allah swt forgive all her sins and grant her the highest rank in jannah, and that we can reunite with her in the afterlife 💕
inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un, hooyo passed this morning, may Allah swt expiate her sins, ease her pain & grant her the highest rank of Jannah ameen ameen
hey guys, could i pls have any + every dua for my mum who is about to be induced into a coma pls 😭 insha’Allah kheir she comes out of this healthier than before, but there’s a chance she might not unfortunately 💔
my sister fully thinks pigeons are drones and her reasoning is “have you ever seen one at night? have you ever seen a baby one? they’re spying on us” she needs to get off fb man
hooyo woke up today and was speaking alhamdullilah! 😭🥺 duas are so powerful, it’s still a long road ahead for her but insha’Allah kheir her recovery is swift, can’t thank you all enough wallahi 😭💕
do you know how deranged you have to be to pull up to a riot in your wheelchair in the midst of a pandemic just to stab black folks protesting the unlawful killings of other black folk??? spray her again
i’d be so embarrassed if someone brung me on stage and the only thing i could sing was someone elses song because nobody knew my actual music. poor thing.
Jess Hilarious says she’s sorry for having 4 Sikhs kicked off the plane. She says she didn’t even know Sikhs existed. She also mentions how she thought they were Muslims instead. Is this woman fried?
I have been detained at Male airport for a page missing on my passport. I am very scared I don’t know what else to do I have been here for hours. I am not allowed to board a flight home because of my damaged passport but I am also not allowed to leave the airport. Please help
hooyo woke up today and was speaking alhamdullilah! 😭🥺 duas are so powerful, it’s still a long road ahead for her but insha’Allah kheir her recovery is swift, can’t thank you all enough wallahi 😭💕
inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un. my uncle died this morning, leaving behind 12 kids with one on the way. keep him in your duas! jazakallah khayr <3
@QueenNia_
I went to a prestigious Catholic school (exams to get in) , my sister went to a so-so school. When she was 16 she could've transferred to mine but let other Black ppl talk her down abt being humble. I now have a degree with honours, she has a toddler & no relationship w the dad
some men’s ability to not only snitch on themselves unprovoked but to think that they’re able to evade valid criticism/backlash bc of their status is just so wild to me
called my uncle for a catch-up, he asked why i was still jobless and i told him i was too busy filling out applications for a masters and so then he left me alone.... why did i lie like that
i’m not even a fan of hers but this is so foul man, the thought that most of your life’s work has been sold up from under you and you can’t even perform the shit YOU WROTE is so mad
so for a whole month i’ve been asked “what do you want for christmas” and every time i’ve answered w “bro, i’m muslim”... i guess they used that as inspiration bc what is this??