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Joined January 2015
(comic) We value you a lot… as long as Finance approves.
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The team says their biggest problem is dependencies. But my coaching plan starts with better estimates. #NotMyAgile
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Coaching is about asking powerful questions. Unless it’s faster to just tell them what to do. #NotMyAgile
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Trust the process. Not their process—my process. #NotMyAgile
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We run retrospectives regularly. We just don’t have time to act on anything. Delivery comes first. #NotMyAgile
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The team should be empowered to inspect and adapt… as long as they don’t change anything that affects the Jira workflow. #NotMyAgile
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A reminder that your end users can’t tell how you shipped the product you provide and couldn’t give a backwards flying fuck if you use a GUI for git.
most developers these days use git through a graphical user interface. iphone generation
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We’re pretending management is ever held accountable?
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let's be honest here, anyone who claims to be "passionate" about Jira, Confluence, and the entire Atlassian suite... well, they're clearly unhinged. they probably enjoy filling out TPS reports too
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