Agent Toes™️
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Working on a new comm sheet while I’m backed up with comms ‼️‼️‼️
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Honestly? I don’t think bathrooms need to be sex segregated
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Trans men actually have one of the most Manly experiences on the regular- being told ur not a real man is like 60% of the man experience
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@TCBrady133
Why does she say he can fake it and do it off stream? If the boycotting is this important shouldn’t you want him to actually do the boycotting?
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I hate when you make a joke that’s like
“Haha if you wet ur toothbrush before the toothpaste you’re evil 😝😝”
And someone always responds with
“This is actually such a bad joke to make I have 6 different mental illnesses and if I do that I’ll literally kill myself do better”
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The kid this happened to almost killed himself and there’s so many comments saying they wish it were them lol this is so fucked.
Drunk dental receptionist who groped and told 13-year-old boy 'I'm going to ride you 'til morning' spared jail
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Why is no one bringing up the fact that Andrew Tate literally in 2016 beat a woman and told her to ‘count the bruises’ on herself as she was crying, and had 11 charges for sexual assault which he moved out of his country to avoid
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need me a tradwife, and by tradwife i mean someone who dresses like a man
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Are people even thinking about Judaism when they post fake shit like this?
Israeli soldiers rubbing their bullets on pig heads to use them against
#Palestinians
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#Gaza
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How can people get mad at this, for real, how
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I work with blood daily, and I’ve even see giant pools of it unfortunately that look a lot like this! Here’s a little info graphic as well.
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POV you’ve never been on twitter and we’re going on a date
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Funny thing is, they blew up their own hospital in this scene, and Katniss goes against the leader of the rebellion in the end, killing her realizing she’d be just like president snow
Quick, answer me this. Is Katniss a terrorist?
Maybe watching this will open some of your eyes.
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Maybe I’m just drunk, but freezing when you get SEXUALLY ASSAULTED doesn’t mean you’re too immature to have casual sex.
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Okay liberals / socdems / leftists that follow me, what’s your most conservative belief?
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Mans out here calling his wife of 30 years ugly and when she’s feeling bad about her looks all he’s got to say is “I realized you were ugly a long time ago bitch!!!”
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@Naozymandias
Yeah my workplace has this too, but it’s only single bathrooms, im okay with bathrooms with multiple stalls to be not gender segregated
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Since shoe rt’d this I got a notification that said ‘a large account retweeted you, would you like to change who can reply?”
Small accounts are now safe from big account privilege
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I’m in a bad place right now.
Not mentally,
I’m in Indiana.
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Man’s got two brain cells fighting for third place rn
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Guys will take acid once then mansplain basic empathy to you because they think they’re the only ones to have discovered it on their “enlightenment”
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Bro you’re not even dressed like a Tomboy, you’re just wearing a hat backwards with a ton of makeup on
Have you even been in the woods
Did you even catch frogs for fun
Or lift up rocks to try and find bugs
Stop appropriating my culture
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Bisexuals only get a half f slur pass, you can only say the first 3/6 letters
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literal nazi pedophile who wants to rape children: "im a literal nazi pedophile and i want to rape children"
everyone: "fuck off"
annie: "wow look what you've all done now she's dead and it's all your fault this is just like your friend who she called a sand n***** died"
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Mine are as follows
1. On an individual level, bootstraps isn’t always a bad mentality. Some people really are lazy and really have no intrinsic motivation, and you need to develop that as much as you can
2. Religion is fine, most extremists within them would’ve-
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@shoe0nhead
We need to start saying “you’re not a nice guy. You’re the lowest of all life forms and I do not want to date you”
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@shoe0nhead
Make all the decisions for me, I’ll be too busy doing all the crying to do so
And you best not shed a tear while I put all of the relationship responsibility on you!
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What was your favorite low IQ twitter discourse this year?
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I almost feel bad for James Somerton because imagine losing the easiest cushiest career ever after one video lmaoooooooo like bro made 170k a year on patreon alone for just copy/pasting shit and reading it what a life man
Like it’s so joever
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I think more people need to be exposed to what real shit looks like sometime, because everyone on here is talking with such confidence when the most blood they’ve ever seen if from a nose bleed.
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Okay sorry guys I lied, I have ONE more thing to tell you before I go
I finally became non-binary, okay, goodbye!
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I’m breaking up with you if I can’t hold ur dick while you pee
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Found other reasons to back up their insane beliefs and still been just as harmful
3. While being prochoice i 100% understand why people are pro life, and I do actually understand why they believe that abortion is murder , they don’t want to control women, they genuinely believe
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You want me to make art? You know, the thing hitler did?
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@oatmilkfoam
“Trust me instead! I never change my mind on anything and I came out of the womb a communist!”
Sorry some of us grew up in conservative house holds I guess? We’re not all so privilleged to grow up with lefty parents and ideas from the beginning 🙄
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Y’all are so mad lmao just date someone you actually like
Femme people can date men and have a good relationship, you know that right?
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No, we’re definitely sure.
What should a dog eat? It turns out, we aren't really sure.
But the vast majority of current dog foods on the market use animal products. For some dog owners, this presents an ethical and moral conundrum.
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I’m gonna get canceled for retweeting a tweet that originally said “I like waffles” but then was edited to say “I support segregation” 3 days later
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Radfems be like - “I’m such a radical feminist that I believe women are baby makers that are also weak perpetual victims of men! And this is how it will always be because women are inherently weak and stupid and men are biologically predators!”
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That fetus is a person at whatever point they say
4. While I make fun of them a lot, wanting to live in a suburb is fine, suburbs are fine, where I differ is I still want affordable dense housing to not be halted just because suburbanites want a backyard garden
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People think way too hard about gender, if you didn’t hyper analyze it you’d probably feel more comfortable with yourself instead of trying to find all 60 million boxes you fit into
Why can’t we just like, care less about gender? It seems like the same people that do this
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If you jump from being a nazi to a communist, I’m not skeptical of you necessarily because I think communism is just as bad as nazism, I’m skeptical because if you’re that easily mailable to jump from one extreme to the other, I don’t really trust your independent thought process
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She’s right. Especially when half the YouTubers that do this shit don’t even inform local police, they just harass them for a video then let them walk.
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Y’all wonder why men like Andrew Tate exist and have an audience when the ‘man hate’ has been normalized for years, much less our community widely addressing and acknowledging men’s issues. Vulnerable insecure men are easily sucked into extremists that finally make them feel seen
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Casually remembering when people at school made fun of my cheekbones daily now they gotta draw theirs in
Just takin the time to appreciate how much I like mah face :)
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And I’m not saying I even know if it’s 100% real, but acting like an expert on how blood reacts with its environment is wild lmao
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Humans aren’t inherently polyamorous or monogamous and I think it’s weird when people try to claim that in either direction.
Just have whatever kind of relationship you prefer and stop telling people they should be one way or another, there’s no genetic code behind this.
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Extremely based dad protecting his daughter
If I broke up with someone and they tried to break into my house afterwards, you bet I’d be doing the same thing, I’m not waiting till after they’ve broken down my door AND attacked/attempted to murder me
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This is actually insane, you do not need to make a thread every time you have a break up, why have we normalized the need to let everyone know every detail of ours and everyone else’s lives
hey guys here’s an important thread that would mean a lot to me if you read 🧵
i don’t want drama so pls don’t send hate, just unfollow and move on.
my experiences with @/TheoCloudss
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Considering I’ve been raped by men before? Yes, and I still have the same opinion because bathroom labels didn’t stop my abusers💞
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Hold on guys, thats the palestinian flag, not the hamas flag, I don think there's an issue here
JUST IN - Crowd gathered in Sydney, Australia near Opera House chants "gas the Jews"
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