The urge to speak to real software developers is overpowered by the imposter syndrome of being a degree-less web developer. I blame my friends; CSS, JavaScript, and HTML.

UX Designer: “Oh you want a design system and this new thing should look like all the other things?”. Me: “Yes”. UX Designer: * Produces ‘design system’ unique to new feature, independent of any existing elements * “Here! I made the design system!”.

My coworkers are the most junior level senior titled people I have ever met and it is depressing af.

really seems like a 3rd party was the plan all along.

Me in the next meeting when asked if I have any questions…

My Product Owner be like: "Does anyone have any questions?"

We have a design system, but we don't use it

On CX:. "Don’t come to the table with a ready solution. Be willing to do discovery and find out the right solution, because in the long run, that’s going to save you a lot of hassle.". Deputy Director for the CX Directorate at the Department of Homeland Security.

Steve "Still Slaps" Winwood - Back in the High Life Again >>>.

our octopus has a token issue and we write our acceptance criteria in gherkin syntax… what f****** world is this

Team: "Let's have a solutioning meeting!". Me: ** excited to be invited **. Team: "So, here's the solution we came up with, what do you think? (reminder, you cannot change anything, only ask for clarification)". Me:

Should knowing what a .gitignore file is and how to make changes to that file be required knowledge for a developer?.

This is who runs this account

It's very unenjoyable to watch other people use computers.

IDK when our deploy ballooned to an entire days worth of effort / time, but WTF… "OpTiMiZaTiOn Is NoT a PrIoRiTy At ThE mOmEnT aS iT hAs No BuSiNeSs VaLuE" 🤡

Favorite way to say good morning to my coworkers on a Friday is to announce a need for a hotfix of a critical issue in production.

Turns out my "peer" who had a higher title than me until a month or two ago does not know the basics of Node or git…

I asked someone if they we're waffling on something during a team call and for the next 2 days the team has been professing their adoration of all things waffles.

Pushed on this a bit and now I get to do the things. Want stuff that works and whatnot? HMU.

Oh you need a thing I proposed more than half a year ago and want to reference the work I did but never deemed worthy of allocating time to completing? Lemme just delete the remote branch for that right quick.

I told my supervisor that I quietly quit (resigned to do the bare minimum). He, like the rest of my team, DGAF