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Me in front of Ganpati Bappa every 15 mins just so I can grab another modak

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

I’m just a girl, sitting in Bangalore, asking my friend in Pune to get Kayani ka cake for me.

I wanna be a guy on Instagram who flicks his belt after doing a heavy deadlift.

FYI reading a summary of a book does not count as reading a book.

Whenever a guy tells me that he’s growing his hair, I’ll show him a picture of Salman Khan in Tere Naam and ask him, “like this?”. After that he usually cuts his hair short within 2-3 days. Girlies, feel free to use this technique ^.

Rapido anna reviewed me as ‘polite’ wow what a feeling 🥰.

Lmao

Why listen to meaningless trance music when you can listen to bebo mai bebo.

God be like, “Oh you’re tired of being single? Here’s 6 months of gut-wrenching pain and suffering”.

Met the reincarnation of dobby last night

I know I’m supposed to be a rich spoilt princess in life because this is what happens if I just…hold a bag for 10 minutes

Either I speak in a very low volume or everyone around me is going deaf. But there obviously cannot be something wrong with me so I guess everyone’s going deaf.

There’s a small girl who lives under my gym . Today she cutely asked me, “Chocolate?”. I said I didn’t have any but I’ll get it tomorrow . I bought some but I don’t want her to get cavities. Thought about giving fruits but don’t wanna be the lame adult who does that . What to do?.

Guys please stop interacting with this post, I really don’t want him to see this 😩.

I had a friend in college who wanted to quit smoking. He made a resolution to smoke only when he drank. So he started drinking everyday. Today he’s a fitness influencer.

Update:

One of the most underrated scenes in Modern Family is when the server in Paris puts a roasted pigeon on the table and Mitchel goes, “PEJHONN?”.

Does anyone in HSR want the other half of my sourdough bread loaf?.

Me trying to find the will to get out of my blanket in blr weather

They don’t want you to know this but cult is essentially a dating app.