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🚨 BREAKING: Barcelona will hear offers for Ferran Torres this summer! @samuelmarsden #Transfers 🔴🔴
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Tony Stark had a whole 32 inches ultra wide monitor inside his Iron Man helmet. Please let’s be serious.
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the dopamine from scrolling through twitter after your football team wins
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When you buy a memecoin coz no one is selling then realise it was because no one can sell.
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If the 6th in the bundesliga can draw the no 1 in premier league Imagine how many premier league titles leverkusen will win
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For a quick summary: -Spurs got battered by Atleti 5-2 -Liverpool lost away to Gala -City are down 3-0 to Madrid at HT while Chelsea are down 2-1 in Paris -Plus Arsenal & Newcastle drew 1-1 This is the mighty, mighty Premier League where Madrid would finish 8th btw.
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Getafe beat this Real Madrid team last week surely they finish top 3 in the PL?
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Barcelona lost against Sevilla, Atletico Madrid , Real Sociedad , Girona amd the narrative was Barcelona is mid and not because the league is competitive Barcelona draws against An EPL team on the grounds where both Chelsea and Manchester United have not won in the past 4 years
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Hello, gentlemen, I made an intro for my TikTok channel: "Who is Célio?" hahaha For those who don’t have TikTok, it’s also on YouTube under the Shorts. https://t.co/yHR7JGareN
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Wake up Do nothing Feel guilty Panic about future Feel powerless Day ruined
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Dortmund so ass they picked me as their new rival. 🥹💔
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Peeing while being drunk has to be peak male experiences. You're straight smiling for no reason, buzzed, and leaning back and forth
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“I said stop r@ping women” But are you against young boys being molested by a 23-year-old woman? Don't you think children deserve the same protection that women deserve?
I haven't been on twitter today - but someone brought a few of my old tweets to my attention and I can't not address it. 14 years ago, I was 23, so I was definitely not a child. I'm not here to make excuses because I don't have anything to make excuses for. What I can't let
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I read that Simi’s statement where she admit tweeting those disturbing tweets and I shook my head. On the same internet where Ezra lost his Paystack role because of old tweets. Either everyone including Paystack owes him an apology or this is the biggest hypocrisy at display.
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