My professor teaching to class on zoom: 🧑🏻‍🏫 Me, trying to prevent my professor from teaching into the void: ◼️◼️◼️🙂◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️ ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️

Tonight in Calhoun County, we talked challenges and solutions — exactly what these town halls are for. Thanks to everyone who came out!

https://t.co/kJ50rthPpJ

Can we please have a day in all college prep programs where soon-to-be teachers are taught how to maintain classroom management when you, as the teacher, are having a coughing fit The fact I made it into my 3rd year without knowing this is devastating

I forgot a key point: with a pre-blended, frozen veggie cube added so I can get at least some veggie in the meal

My dinner as a 23 year old high school teacher who’s burnt out because it’s April in education: -Hamburger Helper I bought because it was on sale -part of a 32 dollars specialty cheese I had mailed to my house, sprinkled on top of said Hamburger Helper I am living large

Pitch Perfect has the cadence and patterns of a underdog sports movie and that is why dads and grandpas like it so much

Petition to require every baker baking a recipe with “rehydrated raisins” to be forced to call them ‘Zombie grapes’ instead

Is there anybody else who went through the American Girl Doll child to Social Studies Teacher adult pipeline?

Nothing gives me confidence like my older coworkers complimenting my cooking and asking for the recipes I use I may be 23, but they make me feel like my cooking skills are that of a 60 year old grandma who used to be a head chef at a restaurant before retiring

End result: One pencil of the new ones remains intact, one replaced with eraser less red, one snapped in half, and 2 stolen. I will be accepting pencil donations

Lunch time check in: 2 new pencils gone, one pencil that wasn’t mine in jar

Starting the day with 5 new pencils in my classroom in the “borrow me jar” where students can borrow them if they need them for my class. Let’s see how many are left at the end of the day and what they look like

My favorite thing to do is brag about my students who are crushing it in my class, and I don’t trust any teacher who doesn’t feel the same

As a teacher, I always doubt any other teacher who brags about “never having a student get full points on a final/test/etc.” If you are bad, or too petty, at your job just say it

Shout out to Capri Sun for being one of the few nostalgic childhood treats that still hits just as hard consuming them as an adult

I don’t have a toddler, but I imagine it is not unlike when I got back from the printer and my class was traumatized after I had “abandoned them for THREE MINUTES” (after telling them where I was going) and a student started chugging spray cheese

Do all teachers put ‘None of the above’ as options on tests when they just really cannot think of another realistic multiple choice answer? Just me?

Damn. I got the letter from the Iowa government telling me it’s my turn to sit on top of the wind turbines and flick a light on all night. Any ideas on how to get out of it?

Me: *watched Great British Baking Show while grading papers* Me: *slowly starts taking notes on how to do a genuine-sounding compliment sandwich to apply to my classroom*

Nothing will make me lose confidence in myself as fast as trying to work through and explain the math for a simple economics supply/demand word problem for my students I am also the one who wrote the problem