you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

creation of adam ass district.

looks like he just got named linebackers coach at a directional school.

aviation gods have really said “a plane crash a day until conditions improve” huh.

RT @DenaKhalafallah: you really have to admire how much everyone openly hates the owner of this app but refuses to leave because we were he….

RT @notseriouslor: Swifties down bad for Travis when Jalen hurts exists smh.

a teenage Minnesotan boy just tried to tell me it’s pronounced “duh-von-tuh” bless his heart.

I have now heard someone use the term “bio break” for “restroom break” twice in the past 10 days and I fear I need to do a Picasso.

someone should write a song.

RT @DontrellChillis:

my arms are so sore from playing my 20-year-old cat’s favorite game, Laundry Basket Taxi, where she jumps in the laundry basket and I take her around the house and lift her up to jump on to various elevated surfaces.

RT @TheLastNeocon: @MattZeitlin nj drone conspiracists could be debunked by one (1) sec message board veteran.

opening NYT connections this morning

as an elder millennial bama it both pleases me and makes me sad that it has taken the MDB 22 years to play “we ready”.

there should be a way to report tide pride members who sold their seats to barn fans.

I rarely talk to my seat mate on planes but I had a lovely time talking to Mo on my flight from EWR to MSP Wednesday. Mo if you’re out there I hope you had a nice time in Mpls!.

thanks I hate it.

thinking about the flautist playing I Want it That Way in the main concourse at MSP last night.

RT @Slangdini: 90s & 2000s black slang co opted by todays suburbia is the only trickle down policy that’s worked.

they’re not that smart.