To anyone not already aware: this is a personal account. I talk Infosec. #PMLife. Food. Politics. Marvel. Women's issues. Combos thereof.

Whelp. Sorry y'all, but if blocking is gone then this is officially it. "My ex-husband has access to me again in any capacity" is not on a list of acceptable outcomes.

#ThatMomentWhen your "Need to soften your tone so you don't come across a certain way" Woman-In-Tech conditioning causes you to start a message with "Not-urgent but important". and then by the end of the message you end up typing "I changed my mind. This is urgent.".

Ya know, the fact that I still have occasional nightmares about the RedPill is. something. Something something, non-trivial set of cishet men who simply Don't Like Women, something something.

Dear tech world: can we all agree that "Can't we get ChatGPT to do this for us?" as a funny response to every question in every meeting has already gotten old?. Quit it. Love, PMs everywhere trying to do a job. Kthxbai.

Did COVID cure Paris of its outdoor chainsmoking epidemic? Or has there been a different social seismic shift since the last time I was here?.

Well hey Paris. Been a minute, how ya been how’s your moms?. Not quite ready to visit that one spot again, but the rest of you still rocks.

I don’t know which is the worse possibility: some poor engineer at Twitter got tasked to set Moosk up with admin rights and show him how to use them…or Moosk has an on-call Engineer responding to “Suspend this account” texts while he’s surfing from the toilet.

Be a real shame if the BTS Armies got wind of this…

Thanks Marillion for spending 4,380 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to The Release - 1997 Remaster. #SpotifyWrapped

OH: Moosk fanbois exhibit the same energy as the aging dude insisting that the stripper REALLY LIKES HIM.

The voice of the people is the voice of a dog?.

One wonders if Elon is stomping around the Twitter offices demanding to speak to this “Jenkins” fellow since he’s heard that’s who’s responsible for builds….

#ThatMoment when you see back-to-back trending topics on the bird app of "Poland" and "WWIII". That. can't be good.

I need to stop compulsively refreshing the House election results….

Did Elon buy Marriott as well? Their website is a real dog's breakfast this morning.

Re-watching BP, it's painful how hard they contorted to make sure everyone knew Erik Stevens was the villain. It's like in the pitch meeting Coogler answered "Who is the villain" with "Colonialism", and got blank stares until he said "Fine, his name is KILLMONGER are you happy?".

My theater did a Black Panther double feature for the premiere last night, and I gotta tell ya:. “N’Jadaka! I never yielded! And as you can see, I am NOT DEAD…”. …hits a LOT different right now. #FuckCancer #WakandaForever.

Pulled from the comments: “Maybe firing all the people who could have told him this was going to happen wasn’t the best idea…”.

Wakanda Forever Pitch Meeting. Coogler: “So I’m picturing a nearly-3-hour movie about the five stages of grief.”. Kevin Feige: ….

I would like to go on record: there is a scene in Wakanda Forever that I called FOUR YEARS AGO.