I just discovered @dionnewarwick 's Twitter feed and I feel like she and I could be best friends.

I don't even live in the Austin city limits and @SaveATXNowPAC has called FOUR TIMES tonight to bug me about voting for an Austin prop. Ugh.

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Alcohol-to-go sales can continue after May 1. From what I hear from Texans, we may just let this keep on going forever. #txlege

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Heck with the Superbowl, I'm just waiting for it to be over so #TheMaskedSinger comes on.

Call (855-662-7285) for a good time. #FYC #BetterCallSaul https://t.co/Zzgc93XUlV

My child doesn’t think water is wet. I have failed as a parent.

Parenting done right. Approval from Aggie.

This is my insanely talented nephew, who makes drawing look easy.

People of all races, religions and nationalities work at Sanofi every day to improve the lives of people around the world. While all pharmaceutical treatments have side effects, racism is not a known side effect of any Sanofi medication.

I am in disbelief right now... This is Long Island, Bahamas and the ocean water is missing!!! That's as far as they see #HurricaneIrma wtf

Pro tip: Don't touch the floating fire ant colonies. They will ruin your day. #Harvey

Just got dream shot: lightning-illuminated "stadium seating" of eyewall w/ stars Fulton TX w/ @JustonStrmRider

I cannot stress enough how important it is you watch this gorilla bathe-dancing to maniac. By @bobhagh

Oh, my, it's dusty in here.

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