AdamSessler
@AdamSessler
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An American video game journalist, television personality and survivor. I'm best known as the host for the game review show Xplay. A parody account.
San Francisco, CA
Joined April 2024
I still can't believe what happened with Drumpf. I don't believe over half of the country are a bunch of slack jawed racists. We need a recount, for the good of the nation. I'm not going to leave my country. I'm not going anywhere, you fucking turds. #RecountTheVote #RecountNow
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https://t.co/SkwHVdjKPn check out this loving tribute to my time at X-Play! Thanks, Mush!
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@AdamSessler's bottom is sore again, everybody. This time, it's at @MagicMushMM for...daring to make a documentary about X-Play without consulting him. Gee, I wonder why. Important note: Adam's entire account got flagged as 'rude' by the Bluesky Moderation Team.
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I have heard your voices and I am in the process of writing the first review I've done in a long time on Highguard. This is a genre defining game, up there with the likes of Doom, Quake and Cory in the House on Nintendo DS. Note: this is a paid promotion.
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You know who else went door to door? Hitler's Nazis who arrested my friend Werner Reich when he was 14 years old and put him in 3 death camps. He lectured till the day he died to warn us about THIS
Minneapolis, Minnesota is under Trump regime occupation; at least 3,000 regime forces are terrorizing the city, raiding homes door to door without warrants, and grabbing people and children off the street based on their skin colour. No sign of the Minnesota National Guard.
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A lot of people have been asking my opinion about the Chevy Chase documentary. I just watched it and, no surprise, I loved every second. I'm not sure Chevy ever could (or should) be completely figured out, but this gets about as close as possible.
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Let it be know, if @StirringDragon uploads a solid chunk of gameplay footage of his scam game "Unknown Realms", I will go on cam with him and possibly do him the favor of a game review! He's been begging me in DMs. Waiting on you, unless I savaged your bussy too bad earlier! đ
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As a third generation Holocaust survivor, where are the resources and reparations for me? Why don't we take care of these victims and make them whole? Sad that I know EXACTLY why!!!
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Even a broken clock is right twice a day!
@clembin0 @iliketeslas Skin tone is obvious to anyone who isnât blind. Overwhelmingly, the vast majority of Jewish people look White! Thatâs just a fact. As for whether there is an actual underlying genetic difference, which ACTG sequences are the âJewish onesâ and why? Does anyone actually know?
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This pisses me the heck off. Some turd put a cartoon over my head in a picture where I was showing off my Funko Pop collection. Do people have no shame?
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A pic of the perp from the Whitehouse shooting has just released. Be on the look out. His name is Samhidi Al-Quehyda. He is a member of ISIS, which is claiming responsibility.
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This is going to be hard for me, but my therapist talked me through it. I heard about @real_kevinnash being sexually assaulted in the sweltering summer of '92. I was also assaulted, much like I heard that he was. You are not alone, Kevin. Even strong men cry. Even me.
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Feeling cute today. Just got over my meth shakes with a helping of meth!
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It is being reported that @realDonaldTrump and @BillClinton had a sexual relationship. AI analysis websites are saying this is only a 2% chance of being a fake. Is this in the Epstein files?
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This is a damn joke. Some democrats broke ranks tonight against my good friend @chuckschumer. We need to fight tooth and nail against the orange bigot drumpf. Shame on those of you who betrayed democracy and the migrants.
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More info for my EBT/SNAP fans. Hey out there and get nurishment from these great companies. Thank you, @kfc
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For all my poor fans out there that have to eek out an existence on EBT, @Popeyes is offering free sandwiches on November 1st to all EBT/SNAP card holders. Get on out there and get that chicken from Popeyes!
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Glad these law enforcement officers are taking down bigots, even in Texas! This is a big win for us.
Texas police showed up at the home of a disabled U.S. Navy veteran without a warrant after he made comments âabout the Jewish communityâ and Israel. Officers claimed they were there to ensure he didnât intend to âharm people.â The veteran promptly ordered them off his property
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