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Oldest turned 10. Did best we could in very tough time. Went overboard with presents, food and attention. Got home from habachi dinner (his fav) he turned to me and said, I’m so happy you’re my dad. I looked at him and said, me too. Whatever, it can’t all be bad all the time. ❤️
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“Keep Paul Walkers name out of your fucking mouth” - Vin Diesel standing over my bloody body at next years Peoples Choice Awards
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Catherine O’Hara and Annie Murphy and Schitts Creek and the writing is the best ever.
@danjlevy
is the funniest actor working and I seathe with jealousy which is my highest compliment. Love you
@Realeugenelev
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At a point in my life where the number one thing I am jealous of is energy
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As a parent I think it’s imperative never to leave the house with anything less then 17 different half filled beige canvas tote bags
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Got the vaccine today ! Sorry no, got a 2,000 dollar bill from in app purchases my child made. Sorry. Very different my fault. Sorry.
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Die Easy
Bruce Willis asked to leave pharmacy for refusing to wear a mask
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I didn’t turn down being in dirty grandpa you think I’m gonna turn down a vaccine?
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Different knuckles I guess, still terrifying scary
#sonicmovie2
early access screenings April 6, tickets on sale April 8. https: praying I did this right?! 👟
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Ben Affleck just yelled at the whole crew to “Take our masks off”?!?!?!?!?!?
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I had a sixth sense that just this second Leno touched the Tonight Show money
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Rob Schneider is allowed to voice his opinion if people in the entertainment industry are too it's only fair
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Thank you all for the birthday wishes yesterday. It means the world to feel loved by so many people especially when you’re away from home shooting. The crew you’re working with at the time, they can become your family. This crew, they love the real me. I’ll never forget them.
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Knuck if you buck 🥊🥊🥊
Can’t wait till December for your Sonic Universe fix? Well,
#Knuckles
is coming to
#ParamountPlus
April 26!
@idriselba
@adampally
@KiDCuDi
and an amazing cast with
@fowltown
guiding the way. It’s Echidna time.
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Super excited, just got booked to direct my first episode of Grays Anatomy!!! OMG I hope everyone is nice to me, I am the director after all. I can’t wait to get down and dirty with this fun loving welcoming bunch, I’ve got a lot of ideas, I hope they are ready to listen
#IATSE
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I think a couple more reviews like this and the show may really catch on ... lol jk thanks
@nytimes
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Here’s episode 1.
#champaignILL
Let’s all watch it at lunch, get hooked, watch the rest when we get home right away, all the while talking about it socially here using the hashtag above!
@YouTubeTV
did I do that right fam? Erryone cool? 🍾☠️
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Follow
@Trump_Regrets
it truly is something I believe would really piss off
@POTUS
if it had say, 3 million followers?
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@DonaldJTrumpJr
Member when your dad slapped you in the face in front of your dorm mates for not wearing a suit, and remember when you repeated your fathers mistakes and left your wife the mother of your five kids and remember when you committed treason and remember when your dad assaulted mom?
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The Mindy Project caps off a beautiful 6 season run on
@hulu
today. Thank you for letting me be a part of it. Much love to
@mindykaling
@ikebarinholtz
@davidstassen
@XoshaRockstar
@BethGrantActor
@EdwardWeeks
and everyone involved. Was a great show then a great web series!
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Someone (my google alert) sent me this article today and I thought it was cool
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Had to be stern as I told me 8 year old daughter she could not stay up for SNL. She defied me to my face, “no, dad, it’s my favorite thing, you can’t!” It’s a rerun I said, “you think I care!!!” she shrieked. I relented… obviously… with the biggest smile known to man :)
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HOLY SHIT I DID SOMETHING THAT GOT AN ORAL HISTORY!!!
Adam Pally, Ben Schwartz, Eric Andre, and others talk about the chaos, comedy, and legacy of their legendary 'Late Late Show' takeover
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@senatemajldr
You will forever be remembered as an American traitor and one of the last guards of the white supremacy that has been present in this country since it’s inception... and you look EXACTLY like the Gary Oldman character from Hannibal who had his face eaten by pigs.
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@KaitMarieox
My great Aunt saw you in NYC and she said it appeared you where losing your hair. Is that true? She said it looked like it was falling out in patches, I told her it was probably just the way the sun was hitting your distorted head, but she was like, no I’m telling you she’s bald.
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The edge between my day pants and my night pants has become razor thin
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My quarantine vibe is Bradley Cooper in A Star Is Born ......... 2 weeks after the ending
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This looks fun
You all thought I was gone, but I’ve just been underground. What you’ve seen from me is only a
#shadow
of things to come…
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Was just walking and a nice couple had a big ass dog who just would not make a Tucker Carlson. The dog kept circling kicking & dragging its butthole on the ground but no Tucker Carlson for constipated dog. Felt bad. Then the dog started Tucker Carlsoning & making eye contact. Yuk
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When I was 11 my parents told me my best friend was in a coma hit by a truck in FL at Atlanta Braves spring training. How? We hung yesterday and he hated the Braves I cried and cried 3 hours later they told me it was a different kid with an Israeli name my friend was fine in NJ
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If anyone wants to know why I’ve been literally insane all my life.
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Hated every second
On today’s Hollywood Handbook, The Boys welcome back
@adampally
to discuss his travel show 101 Places to Party Before You Die.
Watch:
Listen:
@SeanClements
@hayesdavenport
@KevinJBartelt
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Want to watch a metaphor for my career? It’s that time of year again ;)
Wanna watch a train wreck
@latelateshow
episode that
@adampally
hosted and I side kicked which was filmed during a blizzard in NYC? It is 37 minutes of absolute lunacy. I have no idea how this actually aired. Sorry.
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I feel very fortunate I had this president, and whatever happens I'm lucky my children were born in a time when Obama was our nations leader
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What would be considered impeachable? Asking for all my friends and anyone I've ever met.
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At a childrens dance recital and the teachers are doing a dance before the students do theirs and its filing me with a rage Ive never known
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The only thing worth anything in the whole world is going out to dinner
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Dont know what its about where/how to hear it, but I can say easily whatever podcast is being recorded at the Starbucks on 96th and broadway where the two, 65 year old disheveled hosts are shushing everyone that walks in at 8 in the morning cause they’re recording is fucking lit
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@DonaldJTrumpJr
Do you remember when your dad sexually assaulted your mother in front of you and then you didn’t talk to him for many years? Remember that?
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One of us just found out we where on the new Ryan Murphy fx show... the other did not
@billyeichner
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I LOVE THIS
NY should rename 5th Ave "Barack Obama Ave" so that Trump Tower will have to use that as its address forever.- Josh Goodman
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My driver to airport is a young Jewish kid from Brooklyn whose taking classes at Baruch and is obsessed with comedy never heard of me loser
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BIG BIG NEWS, I’m the new MRS MAISEL (don’t ask me how this is gonna work)
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Hey, how’s bouts before we rip up the growing of the weed. Maybe we don’t make the packaging of marijuana products look like the first year CD’s where invented. No one needs a long ass coconuts style cardboard box that’s been taped on all sides like an Xbox game and holds a mint.
Marijuana has never been more popular in the U.S. — and its carbon emissions have never posed a bigger threat to the climate
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Starting tonight I’m waaaaayyyyyyy out of my comfort zone for a while - 🤟🏼🌺🌺🌺
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The roaring twenties lasted from July 2021 to August 2021 WHAT A TIME TO HAVE BARELY BEEN ALIVE.
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Our Emmy campaign is starting now! By us! Because coroporate is too focused on making sure Ezra Miller’s involuntary cult survives. If you’re an Emmy voter or a fan please pass on any kind words!
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What’s it called when you take a sip of white wine and it gets stuck in your gullet and your heart stops for 7 seconds then you half vomit and half burp and continue to eat the meal you where working on?
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@TomiLahren
I have a cousin who went to UNLV, was pre med who said she would see you at least once a week in the student medical center because you had a “super eczema”? Apparently you have a rash that is flaky and red almost all the time. Was wondering if you still have “super eczema”?
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Running it back
Groundbreaking. Thought provoking. Extremely obvious. Presenting the official title of the
#SonicMovie
sequel: Sonic the Hedgehog 2! Catch
#SonicMovie2
in theatres in 2022.
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This guy has comedic timing I can only dream of
Roy Moore’s campaign spokesman says Muslims shouldn’t be in US Congress because they have to swear on the Bible. He responds with silence, mouth agape, when
@jaketapper
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I guess it’s easiest to hate Jews when you’re not THAT good anymore?
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My dog of 12 years died today and I was trying to figure out how to make it also even more about me and how John Wicked I am and I landed on tweeting out this link maybe throw a donation in the name of the🐐of🐶 Knish Pally maybe even give a Knish a 🏠
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There’s one for everyone believe me
Who says the president can't go up and down gentle slopes? He almost does it without help.
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Left it all out on the field
Hulu’s Acquisition of ‘Champaign ILL’ Is Latest Example of Streamers Giving New Life to Little-Seen Series
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Up early putting together a hearty breakfast of Blue Doritos and that’s it for my youngest.
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Scream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lionsgate Sets ‘Most Likely To Murder,’ Crazy Ex-Girlfriend’s Rachel Bloom & Adam Pally Star
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How come I can’t vote by phone? The phones in my name and needs my face/fingerprint to open? It me. I use the phone to get on an airplane and no ones flown a voting booth into a skyscraper? Only reason not to would be cause republicans hate voting cause they often lose? IDK 👽👽
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Sometimes I forget the reason my neck hurts is my huge fucking stupid head
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I have eaten so much cheese if I lied down on a hardwood floor a giant could serve me before dinner
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