Lovelace the cat
@adalovelace
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I'm a cat. Mission in life: kill that red string that keeps flopping about! My hooman is @arnor
Norway
Joined May 2008
I'm lonely. Hooman keeps leaving me for this "work"-thing... How am I supposed to take over the world, without my hooman minion?!
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Boxes and suitcases everywhere! This “moving”-thing is really freaking me out! I'm scared.
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What do you mean ‘pooped outside the box’! First off - thinking outside the box is a good thing. Second - how do you know it was me?!
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My hooman was just on the phone with an airline. Said something about flying and bringing a cat. I've got a bad feeling about this!
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Don't pretend you didn't see that one coming. If it moves, I bite; that's the rule…
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OMFG! Panic! My hooman is doing the "cleaning"-thing again! Run around like crazy!!!
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Yeees... A little propaganda should help this campaign for me to take over the world! http://tinyurl.com/5mdhvx
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I have conquered the printer, other office equipment will surrender soon, I'm sure!
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Got my foot stuck in the window. I blame my hooman, even though he wasn't even close to the window at the time.
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Pet meee! I promise not to kill you in your sleep... Just scratch me behind the ear a little!
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One day, the hooman will bow before my furry feet and ask for my mercy! Just you wait!
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I resent the notion that I suffer from ADD. It's juvenile, mean and.. OOOH! A TAIL!
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Hooman presented me with an egg. What, so now I have to hatch my own food?!
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I saw my hooman bring fish and milk into the house. Let the feast commence..! I SAID: LET. THE. FEAST. COMMENCE! NOWWW!
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I'd like to inform everyone that I'm still in the race for president of the universe; you know... In case everyone else gets killed off...
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Watching the seagulls from the window sill... One day, you bloody bastards... One day, you shall DIE!
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