If you haven't heard @ArtesianBuilds do not care about their small streamer ambassadors. They have monthly PC giveaways for their ambassadors, great, right? Expect they don't care for small streamers. I got chosen and they changed their rules last minute (cont.)

No idea why I haven't heard of @LeeOsiris before now, but Infinite Mind just did incredible things to my ears.

Nevermind. Pitchforks fully stocked. You got lucky, farmers.

I'm predicting a shortage of pitchforks in Louisiana after that targeting call. Yikes.

I believe Sing About Me, I'm Dying of Thirst is @kendricklamar 's best writing to date. Don't at me.

I'm looking for a special kind of girl... The kind that let's people in front of them during backed up traffic.

Big announcement tomorrrrrrwwww 😯😧😲

More Moonlighter tonight! Come check it out!

Trying out a new game called Moonlighter. Come see what its like!

Theres a lot of good music about to drop... but that @dwellingsband album is gonna be kick ass. Can't wait. #LavenderTown

15,000 retweets by Monday & we’ll release the entire new @DGDtheband album #ArtificialSelection next week. The. whole. album.

#fortuneflavors

I actually just watched someone driving with his knees, with a phone in one hand, a burger in the other, and putting a cigarette in his mouth with his elbow joint. This is the future. #america

Just squatted 225 for the first time since high school. Progression. That'll make these bad days a little bit better. Keep going.

Come watch me play this game

Chill out people. The FCC was expected to vote against Net Neutrality. They still have to go through the courts, and that will be a tough battle. #SaveTheInternet

Come on @dak, let's turn some numbers around today!

People severely underestimate the emotional weight of Bruce from Finding Nemo crying, "I NEVER KNEW MY FATHER!"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHO ALTUVE IS?!" - Every person who didn't know who Altuve was before this World Series

A THOUSAND DOLLARS. You've gotta be kidding me Apple.