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@achalesh
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Army Veteran. Optimist. Movies, Philately, Gardening, Cricket & Languages. Funny boned. Extremely satirical. 183 cms above ground. Destiny believer.
Mumbai, India
Joined September 2009
Generally speaking, a yes man is a future enemy who will take his revenge for having prostrated himself before you — a disguised aggressor who ponders his blows while he pours out his hyperboles. #chaatukaar #chamchaa
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They haven’t changed. Today, their mouth started watering, the moment they saw my Chanel bag. The guy at the scanner couldn’t do much as I had two uniformed men escorting me.
In 2021 I was moving back to India after living abroad for 6 years. Among my household items was a 5 year old digital photo frame. I had bought it for something like ₹3000. But for some reason I didn't keep the receipt. Customs fellows looked up the most expensive digital frame
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Few of my colourful captures…
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I landed back in Mumbai from a European vacation last month. I was not carrying back any new electronics or items that have duties on them. In Mumbai, everyone must put their hand luggage through a scanner while exiting the airport. There are these guys (not customs officers
From October 1, 2025, our company will cease import/export activities in India. For the past 45 days, Chennai Customs officials have relentlessly harassed us. After exposing their bribery practices twice this year, they retaliated, effectively crippling our operations and
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AI agents will almost certainly use blockchain-based micropayment currencies - either an evolved stablecoin or a purpose-built “machine currency.” Think of it as the “dollar of the machine economy.”
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Just saw a reel on how wealthy the seven richest Godmen in India are. Amazing. Had no idea that spiritual leadership could be so... rewarding.
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Thought I’d found an alternative to the Great Leader. Then I saw him explaining cars vs motorcycles with “passenger-weight ratios” to prove EVs are better for humans. 🤦♂️ God help India.
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It took just one tweet on how corruption prevails in the customs department- whether the context was right or wrong, to open up the Pandora’s box & people sharing their lived experiences of dealing with the absolute corrupt officials who helm the responsibility. Will the Ministry
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My Customs Story. 3 years ago, an author sent me his book as a gift (from Netherlands). I got a call from Customs (Delhi) asking me the amount I paid for the book. I told them its a gift/free from the author himself - they asked me to send the name of the author and the book's
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#Customs is trending in India! One firm has opened the Pandora's Box on harassment & bribery. Everyone is now voicing out. Delighted to see the trickle becoming a river. Hats off to @wintrackinc for kickstarting this. Hope we see change @cbic_india @FinMinIndia @nsitharamanoffc
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1️⃣ Is Prashant Kishor being used as a BJP proxy in Bihar?🧵👇 A few days ago, Kishor admitted he was paid ₹11 crore for just two hours of consultancy. The company behind it? Navayuga Engineering. The claim sounded unbelievable, so I dug deeper.
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What a Time to witness! I am honoured to be recognised in the 2025 #TIME100NEXT list alongside leaders shaping the future across industries. It reminds me how far I’ve come and how much further I want to go 🙏🏻 See the full list here: https://t.co/ao1yV1cvb7
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I stayed at New Navy Nagar for four years.
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