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arctic monkeys supremacist. sting enthusiast. ethan hunt propagandist.

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10 months
pov: you’re giving tom cruise a gift on his birthday
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6 years
every band be like “world tour 🌎 ✈️✨😍” usa📍 ↘️ ↘️ ↘️ 📍five european cities ↙️ ↙️ ↙️ usa📍 again ✨
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5 years
liam gallagher’s curse for being a dickhead is that his son looks more like damon albarn
Lennon Gallagher
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2 years
does it ever just how fast drive you the night crazy? changes.
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3 months
we are so very very back
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2 years
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5 years
im sweating
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nole, you’re on your own, kid.
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they grow up so fast …
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5 years
michael ‘whiny as fuck’ sheen
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2 years
girly, we’re gonna miss you. circulating this photo again as a last hurrah. 💚💛
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2 years
my favourite thing: the big 3 adopting an emotional support nextgen
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2 years
laver cup better put on an entire fucking ceremony and masterpiece for that man. i want nothing less. i EXPECT nothing less.
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10 months
floating on cloud nine
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5 years
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nerf this omg
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6 years
also: we get it. it doesn’t include florida, but try being from asia or the middle east
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6 years
don’t come at me, im australian and we get two shows at best
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murray v. kokkinakis was THE match of ao22. hands down.
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he is giving mary mother of jesus
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5 years
i—
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5 years
no wonder it takes them 5 years to put out an album. it takes alex three weeks to formulate a sentence.
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i know he won’t be watching the netflix show bc he do be missing every break point
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2 years
between andy’s daughter calling him ‘andy murray’ instead of daddy, roger’s daughter not wanting him to coach her and stefan doing this, it’s safe to say the next next next gen are absolute menaces 💀
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2 years
i mean, that’s your opinion.
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2 years
renaissance painting
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10 months
he really passed down his crazy gene to the next generation
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5 years
miles kane in this
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5 years
Saint Laurent Fall 2019 RTW
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viva la rafa
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5 years
michael sheen being embarrassed on national tv, 2016, colourised.
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2 years
just thinking about roger federer in a kilt
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2 years
novak really said ‘that’s my baby boy, too hot. too hot.’
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2 years
i wont take criticism.
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5 years
so.
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5 years
yall
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10 months
birthday boy
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2 years
the bimbofication of rafael nadal
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2 years
🧜‍♂️🌊🎾
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5 years
security made him lose his train of thought
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6 years
@TannerWasnidge British people: don’t plagiarise Me: don’t plagiarise
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2 years
novak really said 😎🍌🤙🏼
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5 years
boy, if you don’t,,
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3 years
alex turner was 16 when he formed arctic monkeys with his friends.
@ABC
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3 years
BREAKING: Oliver Daemen, 18, becomes the youngest person ever to fly to space. #BlueOrigin
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2 years
what is your favourite tennis shot? rafans:
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6 years
bichh
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2 years
hey guys 😄✋— [RAFA GRUNT] … it’s iga here 😁 — [RAFA GRUNT]
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Roland-Garros
2 years
A special message from @iga_swiatek 👋 #RolandGarros
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10 months
thinking about them x
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2 years
in my fame era 😌💅💅
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10 months
walking away from all my responsibilities & thoughts x
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2 years
hey guys, this is my dad. he wanted to share his passion of hiking with twitter. he would love nothing more than a rt to show the world his favourite pastime!
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6 months
between this & making biden take AI seriously, i hope people start to realise that he isn’t ‘insane’ like everyone tries to call him
@DiscussingFilm
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Earlier this month, Maha Dakhil was removed as co-chief of the motion pictures department at CAA for posting about the genocide happening in Palestine. She was allowed to remain an agent, especially after Tom Cruise made it known to the agency that he stood by her. (Source:…
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5 years
still one of the funniest optical illusions on the planet
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3 years
petition for the m*rg*ret court arena to be changed to the ash barty arena
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6 years
preview of something human
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10 months
never getting over this. ever.
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10 months
i can’t get over that The Tom Cruise initiated a fist bump with me first …………..
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2 years
are we really surprised stefan djokovic is a rafan when he hits forehands like this and wears sleeveless shirts?
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2 years
why did they make it look like andy is screaming at emma 😭😭
@hendopolis
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METRO SPORT: All a Brit emotional #TomorrowsPapersToday
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2 years
*insert windows error noise*
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2 years
literally the ‘😄’ emoji
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6 years
@1997DDIANA ❤️also the americans having the audacity to say that they don’t tour in florida,,, wow, im so sorry 😒
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5 years
me when i was barricade at am and realised alex turner actually existed
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5 years
i can’t believe ‘i wanna be yours’ was read to alex turner in high school and he loved it so much that he made a song to go with it. class A nerd.
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5 years
he’d be so greasy that he’d slip out of the crowds hands
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novak when he sees ‘the most handsome player on tour’ and tries to “act normal”:
@slideonhard
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1 year
Answers some strictly philosophical questions.
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5 years
things i miss: them
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tennis players and if they would fuck their clone, a thread:
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2 years
lord have fucking mercy on me
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11 months
the valkyrie ass was real
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5 years
@michaelsheen you tweeting like a stan account makes me live
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2 years
when i tell you i fucking GASPED at this 😀
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2 years
omg congrats on the wedding guys, @andy_murray @Liambroady . didn’t know andy was taking liam’s last name.
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6 years
alex when pretty visitors is on the setlist
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5 years
💖💗🌷💞💗 💣🔪🖤🗡💣 🌸💞💖🌸💗 🔪💣🖤🔪🗡 💖🌷💘💞💖 🖤🗡🔪💣🖤 💖💗🌷💞💗 💣🔪🖤🗡💣 🌸💞💖🌸💘 🔪💣🔪🖤🗡 💖🌷💘💞💖 🖤🗡🔪💣🖤
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10 months
we owe so much to wimbledon
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9 years
Flawless loop for you, @ZackCloudHall .
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2 years
my son’s first tennis lesson! he’s a little nervous, but he really likes his new bag and kit! 🥰😜🥳
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5 years
a glo up
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2 years
happy birthday, king @andy_murray !!! i love you 🧡 you’re my favourite 35 year old 🥰
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5 years
interviewer: no porn? dom: wot matt’s brain: don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it matt: i think dom would make a good porn star, i’ve seen him naked.
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3 years
@mamabridgee @Variety firstly, they’re filming in the uk and italy. secondly, the film industry gets people paid. keeping that industry alive, safely, provides people with an income. i think your anger towards this is misplaced. i don’t think it’s a celebrity’s fault for a government’s shortcomings.
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2 years
the only time i would ever relate to rafa on a clay court
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6 years
his fucking smile ,, im
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3 months
he chose the path of being a pain in everyone’s ass
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Men put on these frames and then choose the path of evil
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he is so me. we r both delusional & manifesting CONSTANTLY !!
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3 years
my logic is flawless
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2 years
@LaverCup @rogerfederer @RafaelNadal literally a reason to keep living. thank you.
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5 years
every arctic monkeys song
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the way i can tell this was directly outside rod laver gym and rafa was at the player’s cafe at AO
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2 years
omg the djokovics kicked vesely out 💀
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Entry List Updates
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Belgrade update: OUT: Gaston, Vesely IN: Thompson, Carballes Baena Next: Gasquet
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5 years
tenth doctor, who?
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6 years
i can’t believe that liam gallagher and paul mccartney gave birth to miles kane
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2 years
you guys are sick of nick? imagine living in australia. imagine.
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2 years
it’s giving ao ball kid
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2 years
there’ll never be anything like you guys. ever again.
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10 months
simon pegg, our toughest soldier
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6 years
vampire alex turner? it’s more likely than you think.
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2 years
about time i spread some benthan propaganda 😌
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