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Kylian Mbappe has an insane big game catalogue…

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@FabrizioRomano hes so insecure 😭😭😭

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10 reasons why Bayern will beat Real Madrid at the Bernabeu [Thread]

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Every Chelsea goal scored in 2023

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@ESPNUK who invited rashford 😭😭

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Rodri: “I don’t want to talk about that referee” ( @SkySportsPL ) #CFC

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@BallinKy_ @dillondanis @Arsenal @KSI watch the full vid 😭

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James Rodriguez - Real Madrid days

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@Roy44nopxc3d @433 you’re from maylasia

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@TheEuropeanLad NO WAYYY 😭😭😭😭😭

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Declan Rice vs West Ham | Highlights | £100m DM | Against his old club?🔥 |

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@FabrizioRomano flexing saudi league goals 😭😭

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@TheEuropeanLad I have absolutely no idea how you could support a club built on fascism who blatantly cheat in front of the world without anyone questioning it The biggest, most corrupt bullies in all of sport. Everything has always been given to them

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@kirawontmiss I know bro is going to be waiting like this outside

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@BetterCallAlba

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@absolutenzo

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2. Thomas Tuchel has never lost a semi-final in his career. 11 games, 0 defeats.

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@absolutenzo

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4. Thomas Tuchel is also the last manager to beat Madrid at the Bernabeu in the UCL.

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@simiafc thanks for reminding me Chelsea have a UCL and Arsenal don’t

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@IlMelhor 7 different camera angles for each goal lmao

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Kylian Mbappe vs Netherlands Oct 13th, 2023

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UCL 21/22 - The Other Side

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@brfootball messi’s favorite pose 😭

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@MikaelMadridsta @sushiniesta he literally scored a free kick a minute later

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3. Thomas Tuchel’s record at the Bernabeu is pretty good too. One win, two draws.

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when you ask sadio mane what his taste in women is

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@TheEuropeanLad lets all laugh at india 😭😭😂

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Kylian Mbappe vs Barcelona Feb 16th, 2021

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1. Bellingham's played Bayern nine times with two draws, seven defeats and no goals. Bayern remain undefeated against him.

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@TheEuropeanLad vardrid ruining football

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@barcal899 @TheEuropeanLad 5 minutes aint even that much

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@keemwontmiss @F4STFATI 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@BCMzema no ones watching a 10 minute haaland comp 😭😭😭

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@absolutenzo

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@CFC_Janty 🏆Champions: France 📈Biggest overachievers: Hungary 📉Biggest underachievers: Italy ⚽️Top scorer: Mbappe ⭐️ Best player: Mbappe

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xQc vs Sidemen FC || Skills and Saves 🔥 Better than Cal the Dragon? 🥶

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@xGPhilosophy erect then shag ball 🥶🥶🥶😭

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@cagiago_ hyping up tackles vs nunez is like hyping up goals vs onana

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@xGPhilosophy artitties ball 🥶🥶🥶

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@TheEuropeanLad

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@FabrizioRomano “big club”

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@absolutenzo

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5. Last time Real Madrid’s #7 scored an open play goal and a penalty vs Bayern in a semi-final was in 2012. Madrid went on to lose the game on penalties. Vinicius Jr ( #7 ) has just scored an open play goal and a penalty vs Bayern in a semi-final.

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9. 2019/20 - Bayern lost 5-1 to Frankfurt. 2023/24 - Bayern lost 5-1 to Frankfurt. Bayern reached the final in 2019/20

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7. Last time Bayern and Dortmund both were in the Semifinals, both teams won their respective ties to advance to the final.

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8. Last time the UCL final was going to be played in Wembley, Bayern reached the final.

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going to see mbappe and enzo on the same field

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🇺🇸 Our USA Tour schedule is now set: @RealMadrid and @ManCity will be our final two fixtures! ✔️ #BluesInTheUSA

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@UTDTrey he literally scored today

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@ESPNUK @premierleague Robertson 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@theMadridZone

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@xGPhilosophy TOP THREEEE

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Jude Bellingham vs Bayern | Better than Conor Gallagher?

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@UTDTrey @totalcristiano undoubtedly the greatest goalkeeper of all time

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@simiafc led to nothing

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@Asensii20 @DeadlineDayLive @sport lmao

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@fcbaccurate lmao

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@TheEuropeanLad vinicius lost the ball AGAIN 😭😭😭😭

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@Aleks_FUT it does

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10. Last time Sabitzer scored a UCL goal was in 2019/20, he scored vs Atletico recently. Last time Gnabry scored a UCL QF goal was in 2019/20, he scored vs Arsenal recently. Last time Kimmich scored an open play UCL goal was in 2019/20, he scored vs Arsenal recently.

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Kylian Mbappe vs Real Madrid Feb 15, 2022

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@theMadridZone @MarioCortegana greatest club of all time scared of 3rd placed city 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Goal Chelsea. Moises Caicedo. 🔴0-1🔵 [89’]

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Klopp on failed signings in the summer: “My god, we were lucky!” 🤣🤣🤣

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@LunihanV1 omg congrats

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@TheEuropeanLad spurs bought the refs

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@Renewhubtv @ayeejuju

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@sushiniesta @brfootball laugh at this ratio

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@TheEuropeanLad we see this tweet every time liverpool play

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@CFCPys sigh

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@ESPNFC LETS ALL LAUGH AT TREY 😭😭😭😭

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6. Real Madrid have never reached the UCL final in the 21st century while going unbeaten during the KO rounds (currently they’re on one win and four draws) 2001/02 - Lost QF 1st leg vs Bayern 2013/14 - Lost QF 2nd leg vs Dortmund 2015/16 - Lost QF 1st leg vs Wolfsburg…