Southern women are special the way that racing stripes and chrome make a car go faster.

Vodka before wine everything's fine.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

For fucks sake why am I not in bed yet. What is wrong with me.

Christmas a time to drink the pain away. I dream of a pool of scotch.

I am blissfully buzzed right now. I wish I could always feel this great. I am sex. Look out world!.

Feeling like quite a miserable bastard right now. wish I could start it all over again. Fucking tourists crawl back inside your mind!.

Thinking about death. I'm a bit pissed that I lent Journey to the End of the Night and now I want to read it more than ever.