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Alexis, Zephyr Mage

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@absinth009
Alexis, Zephyr Mage
1 month
is anybody still over here? idk but here’s my face kbyeloveyou
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@Rebel6812
Josh/Rebel facilitator of fun
3 months
Hey all I’m trying to put together a last minute charity stream. Probably 11/15 time-TBD. Looking for players and donors. We are raising money to buy as many $40 thanksgiving meals from Aldi, then taking them to local food banks. If you or anyone you know is interested dm me!
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@Rebel6812
Josh/Rebel facilitator of fun
9 months
We still have a few slots open. Holler if you’re interested.
@Rebel6812
Josh/Rebel facilitator of fun
9 months
Any mutuals want to stream among us this Saturday with myself and @absinth009 ? Just hmu. Should be a blast.
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@absinth009
Alexis, Zephyr Mage
1 year
I did the thing, share your handles so I can follow you!
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@Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles
1 year
TEXAS HELD 'EM @BetMGM | #FlyEaglesFly
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@absinth009
Alexis, Zephyr Mage
1 year
I just wanna say, I love y’all. Idk what the future holds. I’m scared for me, for my daughter, for my friends. But we wait. We be resilient. Stay strong & love hard 🩷
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@absinth009
Alexis, Zephyr Mage
1 year
My new fav trend is the hear me out cakes. Pleeeeease share yours, if you’re comfortable of course. I’ll go first. Sully from monsters inc., R2D2, and Bruce from finding Nemo.
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@absinth009
Alexis, Zephyr Mage
1 year
new deck loading…but first, gotta make cuts 😅 (it’s not Esika, that’s for a diff deck)
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@absinth009
Alexis, Zephyr Mage
1 year
fuck your favorite commander, what’s your favorite condiment?
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@absinth009
Alexis, Zephyr Mage
1 year
TELL ME WHY I SEE THIS BITCH ON MY TIK TOK FYP ON LIVE. This shit is sooooo niche, but omg it’s wild.
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@absinth009
Alexis, Zephyr Mage
1 year
So there’s this woman in EKY who was a known scammer YEARS ago & was like an OG online panhandler. There were fb groups about her warning ppl to not get scammed. She did drugs on live, stole money, etc. She actually went to jail for this. She’s been MIA for a while. (1/2)
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@absinth009
Alexis, Zephyr Mage
1 year
Prefacing with, I literally love u all & I’m glad I’m not the only one who loves spilling tea 🍵
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@absinth009
Alexis, Zephyr Mage
1 year
You ever have such niche tea that literally no one will understand but you wanna share it with someone? Lmao I’m struggling over here 😂
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@absinth009
Alexis, Zephyr Mage
1 year
I SHOULDNT HAVE TO PAY FOR 17 DIFFERENT SUBSCRIPTIONS TO WATCH FOOTBALL 😡😡😡 anyway, go birds 🦅
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@absinth009
Alexis, Zephyr Mage
1 year
artifacts r fun
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@absinth009
Alexis, Zephyr Mage
1 year
idk here’s my face
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@absinth009
Alexis, Zephyr Mage
1 year
an open letter to those who sent death threats to the RC- you’re a piece of shit & you deserve to be Armageddoned every single game you play. I hope you never hit that 3rd land drop. I hope every spell you cast gets countered. I hope all of your sleeves tear in a shitty place.
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@absinth009
Alexis, Zephyr Mage
1 year
who the actual fuck thought this would be a good idea? every cedh & high power deck ever is now illegal. y’all are dumb & this is stupid. this solidified my want to only play with my playgroup and in no sanctioned events.
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@absinth009
Alexis, Zephyr Mage
1 year
I will literally never understand why so many men in the mtg community hate women.
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@absinth009
Alexis, Zephyr Mage
1 year
on a fb post about a man looking for someone to play online edh while his daughter is in the NICU. wtaf is wrong with these men? Stop it.
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