Say hello to the Ducati Monster 821 - http://t.co/H65TFOpGOZ http://t.co/lckdOxocAw

Infatuation is when you find somebody who is absolutely perfect. Love is when you realize that they aren't and it doesn’t matter.

Name your iPod 'Titanic', plug it into the computer, "Titanic is syncing", press cancel, feel like a hero.

Did you kiss a girl who's running cold? Your virus definitions have been automatically updated.

India is fast turning into a country where women, irrespective of religious beliefs, are increasingly moving around with their faces covered

Epic photograph. All time favorite. Ranbir holding the gun and Priyanka pulling the trigger. #re http://t.co/y0A3PaPLCo

Chinese couple sells daughter, buys iPhone: Report http://t.co/TD5uejXyII

#UnexpectedJoys @SrBachchan finding half a kaju inside one of Goldstar butter cookies.

An Indian wedding is a social event attended by hungry people in Halloween costumes.

Columbus lied about being the first to spot America for money! Details ---> http://t.co/ScmcIrj5V1

Not a big problem until only Rahul or Sonia cry. If Priyanka cries too, it will be a real cry-sis.

Indian batting is like dat corrupt MLA father of dat Asshole Son Vicky (Bowling), No matter how much he fucks up, Dad is thr to save the day

i broke up with my gym. we were just not working out...

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