Jamb released results
Dad: Junior I heard jamb is out
Junior: yes daddy
Dad: so what's your score?
Junior: 250 sir,
Dad: that's my son
Junior: but daddy I borrowed 100 naira data from MTN to check it so they deducted it from my score making it 150
#ChiomaWears
Dad:
Me: "Mom, let me introduce my girlfriend."
Mom: "You couldn't find anything better?".
Me: "Leave me alone I love her."
Mom: "Shut up! I'm talking to her".
Me: 😭😭
I surprised my girlfriend at work yesterday.
Came up behind her and kissed her on the neck.
She laughed and said "Idris stop you know we're at work".
My name is Abdul and I've not been feeling alright all day...😭😭💔
If you could bring back a past leader, who would you bring?
A. Olusegun Obasanjo
B. Sanni Abacha
C. Abdulsalami Abubakar
D. Ibrahim Babangida
E. Umaru YarAdua
F. Goodluck Jonathan
Abba kyari
#KemiOlunloyo