Abby
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Minnesota girl (she/her) Dogs, sports, & LOTR, mostly
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Guess who ate an entire piece of pumpkin cake out of the garbage!!!
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“I hope either all of us, or none of us, are judged by the actions of our weakest moments, but rather by the strength we show when, and if, we’re ever given a second chance.”
I love
#TedLassoSeason3
I’ll be so sad when the series ends
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Business venture idea:
A bar exclusively for women, so I can sit and watch a game and don’t have to listen to dudes try to explain the sport I played in D1 college to me
“oH yOu wAtCh sPoRtS? wOw”
I’ll take my food to go, thanks
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Ever meet someone and just immediately click?
Went on a dinner date last night that ended up lasting five hours. He is so incredibly sweet. I’m trying to play it cool but I think I’m a goner 😅
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Good morning to everyone but especially the person who created Baby Yoda
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FRIENDS! Some personal news 💙
Everyone say hello to Willow, the newest member of my family and Breeze’s new lil brother 💙
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I’ve lost over 35 pounds and I’m feeling pretty darn good about it today
Shout out to my workout buddy
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Dressed up for
#USMNT
tonight! Hoping for goals, baby Eagles and freedom - LET'S GO
@MenInBlazers
@ussoccer
🇺🇸⚽️🇺🇸
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Lost my
#MNUFC
season tickets in my divorce AND have the pleasure of being memorialized on this wall under my ex-husband’s last name 😂😂😂
But don’t worry, guys - I keep the dog!
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EVERYBODY NEEDS TO STOP AND LOOK AT BABY ZOEY AND HER (NOT SO LITTLE) TONGUE
This is Zoey. She was just honored by Guinness World Records as having the world's longest tongue, at a very impressive five inches. It literally doesn't fit in her mouth... and never has. 14/10
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💙 Willow pupdate 💙
His surgery went really well, they were able to remove the blockage, clean his stomach, and neuter him (sorry buddy). He’s resting and on a lot of good meds. Breeze is excited to have him back home.
My little family can’t thank you all enough. Thank you 💙
Hi friends - I’ve never done one of these before, but Willow needs emergency surgery tonight.
The costs are way more than I anticipated, and a few of you have asked how to donate. Thank you! The pups and I love and appreciate every single one of you 💙
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Anyone else get irrationally angry at all of the holiday car commercials?
Nothing says holiday spirit like completing a large financial transaction without the knowledge or input of one’s significant other.
Wait, what’s that? You bought...two?
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I feel obligated to inform Twitter that my grocery bill today was $69.69
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If you’re having a bad day please look at this adorable crotchet bumble bee I bought on Etsy 🐝
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Storm passed away last night and took part of my soul with her.
Please do me a favor and hug your dogs for me, okay?
They really are too good for us
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Petition to stop using “Lady [insert mascot here]” for any and all sports
#NCAAChampionship
#NCAAW
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Planes should board back to front, this is a hill I am willing to die upon
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I did it. Dropped off all my paperwork, made sure everything was labeled, left my keys.
It’s real. It’s happening. I’m free.
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The face of a cutie who has cost me almost $20,000 over his young life 😭
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Met with my boss and it went way better than expected. She wants me to use all my sick leave, so my official end date is pushed to next year. I’ll get paychecks while moving and still get my vacation payout. I’ll be 100% remote in a couple weeks and work til I want to be done 😭
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It’s Breeze’s birthday today! 🎉
Seven years with this sweet girl, here’s to many many more 💙
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1649 miles
25 hours
8 states
6 drinks
5 gas stations
4 drive thrus
3 Google maps auto reroutes
2 time zones
1 exhausted human
And one extremely well behaved, very sleepy, happy pup. Home 💙
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✨ 35 ✨ —> ✨ 36 ✨
It’s been a tough year, but I’m taking time to appreciate all the good things in my life these days 🐶🐶
My birthday wish is for you all to do something fun for yourself this week - and tell your dogs I said hi 💙
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A TL cleanse for you: found my very first photo of Breeze - 5 weeks old 😭
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If you are in need of a Valentine today, Breeze has plenty of love to share 💕
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It’s Breeze’s birthday today 🎉🎉🎉
Five years with this one has not been nearly enough. Do me a favor and spoil your pups (and cats) today!
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Is it meal prepping if I order my weight in Chinese food and consume it over the course of the weekend?
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We are home 💙
Very fortunate as there doesn’t seem to be any major damage, just normal storm clean up. Very grateful today 💕
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At the vet for an emergency with Breeze, could use some good karma right now 💙
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Taking Breeze’s photo with her portrait in the background will never not be funny to me
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Received an exemplary rating at my annual review and my bosses have decided to give me some additional duties that’ll move me from Staff to Administration. Means a big pay raise and other benefits and I am over the moon excited 😆
Like when Breeze sees her favorite mail carrier
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Willow thought Breeze looked comfortable and thought “I want that”
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My bf got into an argument on FB
He said “aw, hell no” and GOT A BOOK FROM THE SHELF, FOUND THE ANSWER, TOOK A PHOTO, and posted it in the replies.
Why yes, he’s a lawyer
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You guys.
I gave my notice at work 😱😱😱
Ahhhhhhhsxjygbkgsgnktxbjtdxcb
I’m going to miss my coworkers. We spent a solid 30 minutes discussing who should get custody of the Porg 😂😂😂
Life’s too short. Sometimes you just need to take a leap of faith
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Our offer was accepted!
Our new home ⛵️
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#IfCoffeeDidntExist
you all would have to find another excuse for why you’re incredibly rude
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My baby Breeze is 2 years old today!
In her honor:
Hug your fluffy friends
Kiss your significant other
Take a nap
Water your house plants
Thoughts & prayers as I have jury duty
🎉🐶🎉🐶🎉🐶🎉🐶🎉🐶🎉
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I know this is late but Happy Father’s Day to Messi’s Daddy
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I need soccer teams to chill on the cool kits because I have no more room on the boat 🍩👚
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If you’re having a bad day - or because it’s Monday - please look at this goober
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Is it meal prepping if I just eat a giant pizza over the course of the weekend?
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A lot of bad stuff happened this weekend, so here’s a reminder that there is also lots of good
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Here it is: The Breeze Chronicles
There once was a baby named Breeze
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