If I’m gonna walk a mile in your shoes at least let me have your ricks

It snowed for only 8 minutes

It’s not so much that she loves me it’s the face she makes while doing so

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When you accidentally notice the sublime

Today’s plans: get drunker and drunker and more in love and more in love

lol

Everything is properly aligned for me to read 200 pages today

Starting a Maher Shalal Hash Baz cover ensemble in Nazareth, Pennsylvania

My favorite song this week https://t.co/3Jx3Vztsll

I think you’re very very very very very very very very very very very very

I like to name rivers after my ex girlfriends

I’m getting into listening to movies instead of watching them

I had a dream where I had a blonde Italian friend with benefits and my home flooded so she swam towards me naked and handed me an Italian copy of Infinite Jest. It said Infinito Guillaro

Week

It takes a lot of work to look this mid

I’m having a great time believing I exist

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Today I found these ridiculous fish themed compilation CDs with the most insane line ups

[David Berman voice] Thankfully I still had my own girl something to ridicule something to show the world. So I entered her in a who's prettiest race we got to the end when the judge said: What the hell's going on you're not real! You're like a garage sale why are you even here?