I don’t want to fuck around and find out I want to take a nap in my bed and wake up feeling well rested with a gentle epiphany inspired by some weird dream I had.

Anyways get to check putting Piss Poor Example of a Man on the office playlist off the 2023 bingo card

the gay agenda is giving yr favorite alt lavender country recs when sales bro # 1 asks for country artist suggestions.

Body dislikes my dad’s gf on a subliminal level so much she’d literally rather get The Plague then go out to brunch i guess 🤷🏼‍♀️.

Last year when they came up for thanksgiving, I got the flu and this time I got COVID.

If I had a nickel for every time I got sick right before I’m supposed to hang out with my dad when he visits Chicago with his girlfriend I would have 2 nickels which is not a lot but it is weird that it happened twice.

rebelliously soft post punk in a cowboy hat.

* to the tune of Yankee Doodle* . Going on a lunchtime walk.To get a sweet iced tea.Cuz if for one more second I look.at this screen I’ll scream.

RT @wnb_rb: Our June meetup is happening tomorrow at 12pm ET!.@a_philharmonic8 is giving a talk about Getting Up to Speed on New Codebases….

wild to coincidentally start and end the day with the same song . even wilder that it’s dumbest girl alive by 100gecs. I hope whatever omen this is is a good one.

triple decker queen size bunk bed.

It wouldn’t be as bad if there wasn’t also constant pressure to ship code Fast™️ but hard to do when everyone trying to make the mvp final product quality so it takes me 5 million years to ship the thing I finished in good enough shape to get user feedback on a week ago.

Like ! Sure ! Absolutely valid that as the newest team member my code should be the most tightly scrutinized but ! God !! Is it !! Annoying !! To be blocked from shipping anything until it’s a higher standard than literally everybody else on the team ships on a daily basis.

Two wolves in my brain… one loves feedback & opportunities for growth and the other one is getting pretty darn pissed that I keep getting criticized for following bad patterns other people wrote as if I was the one who came up with it.

Denim Daisy has drums !!!! I’m so excited !!!! We start rehearsing as a full band next week!!!!! 😈😈😈😈😈😈.

there should never be a universe where some sales bro named Travis gets to see my cry I’m sorry there’s something inherently wrong about it and I don’t like it.

By far the worst part of one of my coworkers dying suddenly is that I am suddenly experiencing way more emotional intimacy with my coworkers than I had any desire to ever experience with people I work with.

During

Before // After

Good Enough™️ is actually Good Enough most of the time. U just gotta make sure y’all are on the same page of what counts as Good Enough™️ and you’re golden.

Tbh my hot take is that practice minimalism is only maladaptive if you’re striving for principal cellist tier perfectionism. Otherwise doing as a Pretty Good Job with as little practice as possible actually makes you a perfect collaborator.