Short Stroke Messiah
@aGotDamnPHool
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Host of The Jungle is Hell Podcast. ChristianMingle: @NailHerLikeJesus #TeamLMFAO the most worshipped fat nigga since Buddah
Instagram: @aGotDamnPHool
Joined July 2009
340 -> 205
If you built your body brick by brick let’s see your before and after pictures!
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Kendrick announced he’s the headliner for Super Bowl LIX over the obvious hometown hero, Lil Wayne, moving Kendrick to #1 on New Orleans least favorite names that begin with a K. Passing up Katrina and the Ku Klux Klan.
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Honestly I’m only happy when I’m at the gym, it’s the sweet escape. I’m pretty angry most days.
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One of my biggest pet peeves is people that complain. Bruh we all got problems, nobody wanna hear about yours nonstop. And they when you suggest solutions they complain about that too. Bitch ass nigga just stop talking to me
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Let’s remove the aesthetics, you’re happy with how you look and that’s cool. You don’t wanna get stronger? Faster? More endurance? Energy? Healthier? Etc…….
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Not drinking clearing up a lotta things in life on the cool
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Just existing together in the same household is wild
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You’ll never find out where you stand with a woman until you find out your nickname in her group chat with the girls. You think you done found your wife, whole time they in there calling you “Big Shoes” behind your back! Talm bout “Girl you and BIG SHOES still hangin on huh”
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I always eat the celery on my wing basket. Sometimes I eat it first!
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Y’all been crying that the NBA soft then cry when Draymond get shit poppin! Y’all want him to slap niggas or na?
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Nothing like being alone in your own home, shit crazy
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Gym progress going better than expected. I’m feeling strong as ever!
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