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@_zan_

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šŸ–¤@kaylaconrosešŸ–¤ Nashville. Riff lord. Cat dad. Wannabe powerlifter. He/him.

Nashville, TN
Joined January 2016
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@_zan_
HM2Chainz
2 years
The day has finally arrived. The first single from the new Moru LP ā€œThe Gods We Thought We Wereā€ is out on all streaming platforms. Please go give it a listen and a share, and consider preordering the album on our Bandcamp page.
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@_zan_
HM2Chainz
9 months
Breaking my tweet hiatus to say I got to talk to two members of Deep Purple about Merauder yesterday and played Master Killer for them and they loved it
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@_zan_
HM2Chainz
10 months
The beef I have with the AT&T guy at Costco who always stops me to ask if I’m happy with my phone plan when I’m just there to get a rotisserie chicken would be enough to trigger World War 3
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@yourspiritdies
YOUR SPIRIT DIES
11 months
Our second single ā€œSerpentineā€ featuring Dan Weyandt of the almighty @OfficialZao will be out tomorrow March 4th.
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HM2Chainz
11 months
It really is one of God’s cruelest jokes that the best part of sleep is the moments right before you have to actually wake up
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HM2Chainz
11 months
Every morning sitting down to my breakfast feels like entering a warzone as both of my cats constantly try to steal a piece of bacon off my plate and I get so mad when they do get one but then I remember it’s just their hunting instinct and they’re being highly skilled predators
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HM2Chainz
11 months
Opened twitter this morning and the first thing I saw was a crypto dude blowing his brains out on live. Nature is healing.
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@_zan_
HM2Chainz
11 months
Bad mood? Listen to Perseverance by Hatebreed. Stressed out? Listen to Perseverance by Hatebreed. Feeling depressed? Listen to Perseverance by Hatebreed. Low energy? Listen to Perseverance by Hatebreed. There isn’t a scenario that Perseverance can’t make better.
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HM2Chainz
11 months
If you have emojis in your bio I do not want to hear anything you have to say
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@_zan_
HM2Chainz
1 year
Can’t stop thinking about the old timer who came into the shop a few weeks ago and was complaining about all the new TikTok guitarists and he referred to the dude from Polyphia as ā€œthat girl-ass-looking-guyā€
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HM2Chainz
1 year
Love how every human being in line at a theme park loses any semblance of spatial awareness and will press their whole body up against you from behind I’m recreating the pottery scene from Ghost with this random Portuguese man waiting in line to ride Space Mountain
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HM2Chainz
1 year
It is my duty as a communist to jump someone in the fast pass lane and steal their Disney wristband
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@_zan_
HM2Chainz
1 year
I bet it feels so good to hit a deer going 80 in a big ass truck
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HM2Chainz
1 year
Has anyone ever told Mariah Carey that O Holy Night does not have all them notes in it
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@nocurexxx
NO CURE XXX
1 year
I HOPE I DIE HERE IS OUT NOW 🐐🩸✨ Recorded, Mixed, and Mastered by Kevin Langley in Alabama. It features 9 people that have contributed Alabama Hardcore and Metal over the years. Listen now anywhere. Grab the 2x7ā€ vinyl. Get to a show āŒāŒāŒ
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HM2Chainz
1 year
@LPNH
Libertarian Party NH šŸ¦”
1 year
If someone gets cancer and can't pay for the treatment, then they should die.
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@_zan_
HM2Chainz
1 year
Thanks to the person that just liked this post and prompted me to go through and read everyone’s responses talking about their favorite 70’s House memories, now I’m all emotional. God I miss that house.
@_zan_
HM2Chainz
5 years
well, just got an email with the worst possible news. 60 days to vacate for "future developments". they're tearing down one of the best things that ever happened to me to make room for more fucking apartment buildings. RIP That 70's House.
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HM2Chainz
1 year
Haggling like your life depends on it and then bragging to the music store employee about how you’ve made over $100,000 in the last year trading crypto I am literally begging you to please put a gun in your mouth in front of me
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HM2Chainz
1 year
Customer today haggled me so hard on an amp today down to literally getting ready to walk away depending on whether or not I threw in a free t-shirt with it and then after I finally made the sale he proceeded to lecture me on cryptocurrency for 45 minutes
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@PerryALPHA
Pericles
1 year
Palate cleanser after the Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson "fight" https://t.co/sEGhtyHXo8
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@moru_tn
Moru
1 year
Available at the Halloween cover show tomorrow at the Arcane Workshop. Printed on Comfort Colors, limited quantities. Don’t miss it!
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