Chris Johnson
@_twodee
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Joined February 2014
My program runs slow Because sorting takes a ๐ ๐๐๐๐ Maybe even two
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Could there be just one One master language for code Theyโd call it !C
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They don't vote like us In the kingdom of the blind They just count the eyes
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Why are they red-black? Since the pens were those colors They were so ink-lined
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That tree is all trunk It is far too tall to climb Split it into logs
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Are they binary? One parent can't make children Except by forking
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Got a big problem? Try splitting it into two It might not survive
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They're sorted by wealth The rich ones all look the same I think it's the ties
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FIFO got more votes Most-old-first-out had no chance Too many MOFOs
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Ice cream sounded good The rest of town got there first An hour to DQ
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I got your email Sorry for my slow response Iโm still on this yearโs
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