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we include a "song of the week" in most of our weekly newsletter but I don't think anyone checks it. this week's song is sick

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Apocalypse is nigh. Gotta get it all together. No bearings in the axis. No way seems right. Deja vu, I saw this as a child Dreamlike I remember it so well

While I was Purposeless as I try to wrap my brain Around the mess I made. Wunderless like a child at odds Gotta fix this. Gotta fix it. Knocked off my path in my journey through time. Lost lost . Feel apart at the seams Knocked off my path in my journey through time

Knocked off my path in my journey through time. Lost lost . Feel apart at the seams Knocked off my path in my journey through time Apocalypse is nigh. Gotta get it all together. All the psychics have been kidnapped.

“If you’re so rich…” lyrics While I was thinking about the afterlife And where I go when I’m dead While I was dreaming about the golden knife And where I go to get ahead I can’t stand it. I’m existentially empty I can’t face it. I am too easily tempted.

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Day 1 of trying to get our friends to post their favorite GIF

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