Teyoncé
@_teyonceknowles
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"So is there anybody special in your life?" YEAH, his names vodka and we've gotten to know each other pretty well over the years
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It’s no coincidence that the world went to complete shit after @Tastykake stopped making witchy treats at Halloween.
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Trying to get dressed for a funeral when all of your black clothes are slutty
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He wasn’t an elected official. Didn’t make any significant change to better this world. Wasn’t an activist. Didn’t serve in the military. Just a loud privileged white supremacist with a podcast but they’re trying to revere him as some kind of hero. These people are ridiculous.
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Was the prize worth it though?
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when a man likes you he talks to you everyday and apperently when you start to like him back he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.
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*boomers* we used to play outside and jump the neighbors fence *boomers now* fucking kids playing outside and laughing. I’m gonna shoot them
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It’s so upsetting to see millions of people wishing death on someone. These are rookie numbers, folks. We can do better. Double it. #ClotsAndPrayers
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the way all of us have just randomly gathered without any reputable source claiming trump is dead. just pure sheer hatred and manifestation
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I want Trump to die so soon just as much as the rest, but Mitch McConnell has been looking like a walking corpse for years so I’m not entirely optimistic. 😕
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The only thing that makes me sad about the day Donald Trump 💀💀 is that Donald Trump won’t be here to witness the amount of celebrating that will be had over him ☠️☠️‘ng
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Guys, tomorrow my daughter moves out into her first dorm room! I’m so happy she’ll be at Temple University in the city where I was born and raised, and excited for her journey, but letting her go is so tough! Wish me the most luck getting through tomorrow 😩
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