Cozy nights of Disney 💤🌙

Fuxked up badge of honor when the nail tech makes your toe bleed

My boss’s 4 y/o kid showed me a drawing he just did, and I said “wow! is that a snowman?” Then without a beat, he goes “it’s Christ on the cross.” 😳

I pass a small city park on my way home. Most days a white-haired old man is out passing a football to no one, Uncle Rico style. Being outdoors, remaining physical despite old age, participating in such a wholesome activity. These are the things that show us humanity is great

Marti Noxon is the reason this remake is better, not Gillespie

Precious toxica cargo

Emerald Fennell going to work

I used to hate cottage cheese. Couldn’t stand the texture, the taste, the smell. But then someone told me to put it on toast. With chili crisp. I fell in love. Now I swim in cottage cheese. I breathe it with my curd gills.

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That creepy, shadowy Hat Man lurking outside your window at night? It’s just Snooper

Old man, new shirt. Sale’s still happening! Holiday Sale $13 Tees https://t.co/OkY6UJuTZi Tons of goodness! Go get somethin’!

I did something using physical strength today that I did not think I could do, and I 100% attribute this to having just completed the Rocky saga

Booga wanted to help wrap presents!

On weekends I wear hats

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Bill shooting Beatrix in the leg and forcing her to frustratedly and painfully listen to him ramble on about Superman is the most accidentally prescient thing Tarantino ever did

On my way to watch Killiam William

Oi! Did you see all this stuff? Pretty great huh? You can snatch some up easy peasy! You should! Yeh! https://t.co/19VmbyYacd Or https://t.co/OkY6UJum9K Sales everywhere! Plenty of other designs to choose from! Hop to it bucko!

Saw the Cybertruck ambulance again

Nostalgic for the era when HBO meant prestige television. Welcome to Derry might as well be on FX