Just finished You're Going to Mars! by @RobDircks, where reality show contestants compete for a trip to the red planet. The main character is from a landfill prison ran by the mob, formerly known as Staten Island. As a Staten Island Italian, I give it 5/5 gabagools.

Marketers are realizing that AI can't handle their writing needs.

The world's burning and I'm over here revising a MG book about a punk rock space dog.

Please, we are 129 years old #NoCutsToLibraries

I started this one way past my bedtime and couldn't put it down. Looking forward to finishing it!

Anyone else battling for digital dominance against other people with your exact name? Oh, everyone? Ok.

Ah, now that the excitement of the earthquake has died down, we can try to return to our normal daily lives. Be a real shame if the sunlight were oddly and eerily powerful, making everything it touched look like bleached bone.

These emergency alerts are more jarring than the earthquake itself.

I thought my dishwasher was upset. Then I thought a large truck drove by. Then maybe a low flying plane. Then I very suspiciously eyed my dishwasher again.

You'll hear it here first, people. #NewYorkCity just had an #earthquake.

Look what's coming! Yep, Issue 11 is finally here and will be released on April 30. With work by @rosebiggin, @LiamJHogan, @_sl_, Mary Sloat, @bolivibird, @LMwriter91, @WordsRose, @ZacharyToombs8, Maureen Mancini Amaturo, Mara S. Akram, Keegan Milano, and Dee Espinoza...

*looks around* Have things gotten a bit more hostile around here?

My father-in-law sang “Ani Couni Chaouani” to our firstborn to get her to sleep. He learned it as a Boy Scout in Egypt from French instructors. The French learned it from the Arapaho tribes in the U.S. Anyway, the lyrics are brutal af.

thanks to everyone who has funded us so far. you are all the best. we are 61% funded with 10 days left... it will surely be a close one! here are the remaining milestones we've tied to funding goals:

In these rare few minutes of spare time, I’ll play my first video game in 2 years. Be a real shame if my PS4 required 13 hours of updates…

Wait a second… is The Arcanist becoming the next Daily Science Fiction?

If my submission has been 4th in queue for ~3 weeks, does that mean it's being strongly considered? Or that said market is getting real tired of my bullsh*t?

As a multi-tasking adult who takes care of children, I now know that saying "Don't worry, I didn't forget about you" means that I definitely forgot about you.

I’ve had two daughters for two weeks and two days. How much sleep have I gotten in that time? Two hours. Time to play the numbers — feeling lucky!

Here I am on paternity leave, still feeling the Sunday scaries.