@shayclemons
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I’m a stand-up comedian but don’t nobody know who I am so I work at Arby’s in DC next to the White House.
Washington, DC
Joined June 2009
National Guard walking around DC picking up trash, I know they mad af.
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she got fired by a nigga named Mista?.
Nurse claims she was wrongfully fired after posting Instagram photos of herself fully clothed in work attire, which the HR department deemed “inappropriate.” Thoughts on this? They outta pocket or she outta pocket??
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The Constitution is just a suggestion right now in DC, be careful out there.
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I hate having that dream when you’re falling out the sky and jump out of bed scared af screaming.
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slipping on a banana peel into some warm cooch is a real thing.
How tf do you accidentally cheat?.
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😂😂.
Yall will see somebody in jail posted up with Don Julio and a Nintendo switch talking bout “they living better than us” than who?? 😭.
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😂😂😂😂.
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RT @JustBeingRoss: If you drop your phone with this picture open, his teeth will gash whatever it lands on.
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I’ll be damn, all this law enforcement on the streets and 🥷🏾’s still getting robbed by children.
CITIZEN ROBBED AT GUNPOINT BY MULTIPLE JUVENILES INCLUDING A 13 YEAR OLD: 200 Bl. of 57th St. N.E. @DCPoliceDept on scene investigating an armed robbery with a citizen having their Iphone taken by multiple juveniles with approx ages of 13, 14 and 15. Atleast one armed with a gun.
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the advice I didn’t know I needed 😂🤦🏾♂️.
Paul Pierce tells hardworking, ambitious men building their careers to leave “pretty girls” alone and go get them a strong 5 or 6 instead.
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