Kasmuel read the room early and picked the Raila Odinga camp now he’s soaring high spreading democracy while Morara Kebaso is catching strays from Gen Z daily. Pass me the Popcorn.

Murima Nation swore Ruto was the saviour in 2022. Now they’ve upgraded to Gachagua? 😭 How many wrong choices before they ask for a refund from heaven? Pass the popcorns.

Kasmuel has haters tweeting in caps, but he just walked in with Raila and made the president Ruto listen over to you Kolenyo Guava Farmer Gabriel Oguda. ✌️.

Gachagua blaming Ruto now? Weren’t you the State House bouncer ready to chase Raila with a rungu. Pass the popcorns.

Rigathi Gachagua is trying so hard to impress the USA, you'd think he’s chasing a Green Card. Pass the popcorn.

Arsenal 1-3 Villarreal. Even with Gyokeres, Bottlers FC remain faithful to tradition. New striker, same DNA. Pass the popcorn!.

RT @_raah1: @FabrizioRomano If Cunha, Mbeumo, Sesko, Baleba, and Donnarumma land at Old Trafford… we shall bang Arsenal without blinking.

RT @_raah1: @UTDTrey Matheus Cunha, Bryan Mbeumo, Benjamin Sesko, Carlos Baleba, Donnarumma… Manchester United moving like they’re assembli….

Nicholas Pepe is already on the scoresheet, and Gyokeres is still asking for directions to Villarreal's dressing room. 1-0 Arsenal 🙂.

Ruto has appointed Gabriel Oguda to the NADCO team. Raila haters, Oguda haters, even Midusa the cat can’t believe it, y’all trolled for oguda, now you're watching from the gallery as they sip power tea! Mic.

President Ruto appointing Gabriel Oguda to a NADCO team is the kind of plot twist that sends both Raila and Oguda haters straight to therapy. Imagine hating them your whole life only for the government to give them homework! Pass the mic 🙂.

Kasmuel McCoure says young people teaming up with Raila Odinga can bring real change before 2027, while Morara Kebaso is still walking around looking for Inject party papers like he lost his ID. Pass the popcorn.

Benjamin Sesko looked at Arsenal and said "no UCL." Looked at Newcastle and said "no history."Then chose Manchester United and said "no pressure, just vibes and Goals. #MUFC.

Moses Kuria saying ��God may unleash His wrath on powerful people” is wild, how do you become this spiritually alert all of a sudden? Pass me the Popcorns.

Uhuru Kenyatta backing Raila Odinga in 2027? That’s pain injected straight into Gachagua’s spine all the way from USA. Someone check his pressure. Mic please.

RT @_raah1: @FabrizioRomano Sesko picked Manchester United over Arsenal because he wants trophies, not Thursday night tutorials on how to b….

RT @_raah1: @FabrizioRomano Sesko looked at Arsenal's empty UCL shelf and said, “I’m not here for vibes, I’m here for greatness.” Welcome t….

Sesko choosing Manchester United over UCL trophy-less Arsenal is like picking legacy over loud fans. History over hype #MUFC.

If Raila Odinga is a conman, then Rigathi Gachagua must be the treasurer of the con.

Rigathi Gachagua now says William Ruto is a mistake Kenya must live with. Funny how he got so wise after impeachment. And by the way, where did all those “shares in government” vanish to? Pass the mic 🎙️ 🙂.

Ever since Rigathi Gachagua landed in the US, Kenya has been suspiciously calm — no abductions, no drama, no random arrests. Man carried chaos in his briefcase. Tukona script, si tunyamaze tu.