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(“Losing My Religion”) that’s Lisa and Homer / that’s Maggie and Bart, Marge, Santa’s Little Helper

I’ll have none of this “health potions are green” nonsense! Health potions are red, much like the color of blood, which is why you drink them after you loose a lot of it.

when i'm watching an early 2010's game review and the youtuber starts arguing with his evil alter ego

sinning extra hard tonight so i don’t get raptured tomorrow. too many movies i gotta see. they’re doin avatar again

i don’t want to be dramatic but the lord of the rings movies will genuinely change who you are as a person if you lock in and watch them with the care and attention they deserve

"Strawberries are never sweet" "I've never had a strawberry that tasted sweet" "I don't like strawberries" The strawberry will weigh your soul against a feather and reveal its sweetness in accordance with your purity of heart. Hope this helps.

Charli XCX has unfollowed Jedi Master Yarael Poof on Instagram.

hating white south africans and wanting to protect trans kids from bigotry are the most rational and consistent positions anyone could hold

@elonmusk @Grummz @Ubisoft Is that what the guy playing your Path of Exile 2 account told you?

we love you audrey horne

“What is the worst that can happen if we resist the qu??” The wretched colonials:

cw// grinch i just woke up. he took everything.

MARTIN SCORSESE raves I SAW THE TV GLOW: "There's one film I liked a great deal [..] I Saw the TV Glow. It really was emotionally & psychologically powerful. Very moving. It builds on you, in a way. I didn’t know who made it. It’s this Jane Schoenbrun." https://t.co/oi5AA9MNml

me after i eat the promotional black goo pizza from pizza hut

loving the new developments

their?

“Bad news!” Followed by the most based statements ever

i’ve never seen a Planet of the Apes movie, but why do they call him Bad Ape? he looks very kind