Gordon Shumway Profile
Gordon Shumway

@_psionic

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Toronto, Canada
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Gordon Shumway
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The Beaverton
9 years
UPDATE: Nation currently demanding 56th encore from Tragically Hip https://t.co/eTuosadLsZ #TheHip #TragicallyHip
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Gordon Shumway
11 years
#1 overheard remark at any health food store: "...but I'm not celiac or anything"
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11 years
Grabbed one of these mostly for the lovely matte label design @NickelBrookBeer http://t.co/sybEStuzTb
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11 years
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Gordon Shumway
11 years
I rarely have strange dreams. I just dreamt that I washed my hands with a bar of soap. I never use bar soap. That's a strange dream for me.
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Gordon Shumway
11 years
The best lighting for me is at 3:24am half naked opening up the refrigerator
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Gordon Shumway
12 years
Watching Rob Ford up against a professional comedian like @jimmykimmel was the webster's dictionary definition of cringe
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Gordon Shumway
12 years
78% of Canadians are still awake only to witness Rob Ford not representing Canada on Kimmel but will forgive him if he mentions Tim Hortons
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Gordon Shumway
12 years
Ont. liberals have now passed law to require a calorie count on menus. NOW what's ur excuse for eating that chicken bacon mayonnaise burger?
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Joel Hodgson
12 years
Happy Valentines Day - may it always be as simple for you as just giving someone a card.
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Gordon Shumway
12 years
Still waiting for someone to create Frasier fan fiction.
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Gordon Shumway
12 years
If I hear another song with "whoa-ing" in the chorus while in traffic I am seriously going to start a petition to remove radios from cars
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12 years
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Gordon Shumway
12 years
Just now coming to terms as to why I watched every episode of Fraser in my adolescence.
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Gordon Shumway
12 years
... a grain of sand... a sunset... a metaphor...
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Gordon Shumway
12 years
Spin class instructors are the new club DJs for 30somethings
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Gordon Shumway
12 years
New studies show that 78% of men who participated in Movember have raised no money and only did it for the bad prostate jokes
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Gordon Shumway
12 years
Putting chocolate in trail mix is like putting marshmallow in sweet potatoes. Uncalled for.
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Gordon Shumway
12 years
If you're an adult and still drink chocolate milk, I'll never take you seriously.
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