PK HUMBLE
@_pkhumble
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I had to wear the Puma kings in honour of Pele and I think they gave me powers cos this goal is brazy
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What the fuck did I do.
Twice Partey’s cost us. Fuck that guy man. Fuck Odegaard. Fuck Arteta, Fuck MLS. Fuck Micah Richards. Fuck PK Humble. Fuck everyone mate.
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If im ever in an earthquake and you send a rat to check I’m alive you’re now the cause of my death.
🐀 Rats are being trained to be sent into earthquake debris wearing tiny backpacks so that rescue teams can talk to survivors 🧵👇.
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I used to pray for times like this.
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I ain’t got enough brain cells to comprehend what an earth just happened there.
Mathys Tel that is absurd 😳🔥 Bayern Munich got a gem on there hands 😮💨
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Man said he fucked my mum last week and this week he’s getting released.2025 is mine!!!!😂😂😂.
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A lack of concentration due to the circumference of the nyash is the only explanation.
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It’s changingggggggg.
Micah Richards does the PK Humble dance LIVE on Friday Night Football 🤣
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This picture is about the be on every man’s Snapchat with some dumb captions
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I had no right to be naughty in school with a name like Percy
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When your babes comes to watch you play you have to impress
A fantastic solo effort and the celebration to match it! . @_pkhumble scores the first goal of @BallerLeagueUK for Yanited, managed by @angryginge13 🕺
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I don’t know what aunty is praying for me rn but aunty please don’t stop it’s a generational run im scared they might even do me like Jdk Kennedy
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I caught my dad on the high road riding my electric scooter I walked passed him like I don’t know him that nigga stays embarrassing me.
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No agility 😂😂.
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Manchester City what looooooooooool hospitality stafff.
Ex Manchester City academy & semi pro baller Tyrique Hyde on what it takes to be a good professional footballer. Decision making is key. 🧠🗣️. Do you agree with him? Full video out now on the Rising Ballers YouTube channel. #MadAmbition
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People always laugh at the uk rappers and content creators for wanting to do the cross over to America but don’t realise how life changing that shit is.
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MY LITTLE SISTER WAS FOLLOWED ON THE BUS YESTERDAY SHE GOT ON TWO BUSSES AND WALKED AND SHE GOT ON ANOTHER BUSS BECAUSE SHE WAS SO SCARED AND HE KEPT SITTING NEXT TO HER I NEED SOMEONE THAT CAN GET CCTV FOOTAGE ON BUSSES ASAP.
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😂😂😂😂 Jls you’re not getting away with this
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Chaiiiii Sidemennnnn turning me into a influenzaaaaaaaaw…LETS GOOOO.
@_pkhumble Inside was only a taster PK want to level it up and join sidemen among us on 8th April?.
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Looooooool bro saw Mya mills on my snap and now he’s hyperventilating the games the games #sdmninside . Add my snap p-khumble17
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If you sat at the back of the bus in your youth and haven’t been to jail you’ve done an amazing job in life keep going.
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Mumzy cried when I told her my pictures are gonna be in jd stores (her tears were the same colour as sunflower oil due to the jaundice it’s in my jinz) this one hit hard cos when I didn’t get a new contract I didn’t know where I was going in life and these last 3yrs have been mad
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My mum got a high top I feel sorry for my little sister at parents evening cos I would have never let anyone breathe if your mum rocked up with a high top.
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I told you I was locking off West Green road.
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It was the bank holiday tequila.
PK Humble gets a two minute suspension FIVE seconds into the game 😲
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17k followers after my second stream 500 subs this dont feel real
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We were in Jamaica two weeks ago he spent three weeks in Jamaica his iron levels are low rn I told him rest because he’s coming to America on Monday but the boy don’t listen 😂😂😂😂
can someone in malta locate my man in blue and ask him what’s his problem is loooooool
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It’s 6:30 am I just heard my mum ask my dad “what do you like about me?” Females man… Poor bloke.
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Just last week I was teaching him the dance for Micah to come and now do me like this ok…. It’s war
Micah Richards storms the pitch as Angryginge & Yanited's unbeaten streak comes to an end 🤯
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My face when Uk man use the word sneakers like bro you from Compton or lukaku’s area?.
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The deers in the uk just wanna do injury claims.
In the city of Nara, Japan, an adult deer patiently waits for the traffic to come to a complete stop before crossing the road. 🇯🇵🦌
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So I wanted to check on @abznoproblem17 mental well-being cos I got love for bro but look at this response
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How can my boy say he sends his side tings tik toks that his girlfriend sends him that’s a crime against humanity he tek it too far man.
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I’ll tell you a joke but I won’t tel you a lie doeeeeeeeeeeeee . Touché and finish clean took it like Henry
I’ve been on a two day bender and I’m gonna score tonight and make it a 3 day bender I’m feeling like Paul Gascoigne.
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2091 they’ll study me!.
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Hopefully I’m allowed in
🏆 @BBCEssex Senior Cup SEMI-FINAL 🆚 @ColU_Official . Tomorrow night we head to the JobServe Community stadium for SEMI-FINAL action! 👀. 🚨 Make sure you are purchasing AWAY tickets in blocks W6, W7, W8, or W9. You can buy tickets on the day, but please be aware it is a
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You’re in jail you can’t even go to the corner shop and you’re worrying about my jinzzzzzzz 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
H&M jeans una.
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Bro I was there the guy didn’t want to chat to you was forcing convo fyi.
Whats funny is the way Ben white WAS GASSING ABOUT how Arsenal are gonna win the league 🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭😭😭😭
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Solo trips are the worst because you got nobody to take pics for your and people be doing shit like this
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A descendant of Winston Churchill.
Who is pk humble.
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You’re doing overtime you better reap the rewards when your boys out or I’ll personally headlock you.
They want me to lift weights when my enemies are dancers. Lemme get back to the dance studio abeg #LoveIsland
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Man said he fucked my mum last week and this week he’s getting released.2025 is mine!!!!😂😂😂.
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Living at my mums is great until you got a date and she’s frying makayabu (fish) an hour before your date so now You gotta sit and wait in the garden.
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Specs gotta race Mertesacker for confidence.
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Mandem are putting jawns in Vitos I’d rather book my mum and little sister a vito and pay for their flight to Congo. This is why I do this let me stunt and talk my shit. This is what we call big drip
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Anyone that post “thank you for the birthday wishes I’ll get back to everyone” is a nincompoop 🤣🤣.
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And I love you more than my life, and I hate pakaya habibi 🎵.
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Jaundiice on fifa is killing me.
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A SUCCESSFUL ROADMAN ONCE GAVE OUT TURKEYS TO HIS COMMUNITY AND A FAILED ROADMAN IS ABOUT TO HAND OUT 200+ CHICKEN KITCHEN MEALS FEELIN LIKE MARCUS RASHFORD IN THIS BISH
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Wireless is for juvenile delinquents and adults with jaundice.
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Mbappe is hiding likes there are Jehovah witnesses at his door.
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I’m off to Ibiza wish me a safe flight x.
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When I drink Starbucks I feel so classy I feel like the hood in me just escapes.
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10 PM UK TIME MY FIRST EVER STREAM.🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨. DONT MISS OUT WE’RE REACTING TO THE FINAL EP & TOMORROW WE’RE REACTING TO THE REUNION
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Looooooooooooooooool if I was a bitch I would be crying like your friend but instead I understand my line of work and laugh.
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I would like to kindly thank @DoverAthletic on behalf of the boys for kindly granting us 3 points and single handedly making my weekend safe trip home don’t forget to # it on the m25 home
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Managed him and won the mobos when I was 19 so for someone that can’t even manage themselves I did alright! Oh Yh I nearly forgot I managed myself to work with jd whilst you were shop lifting in Tesco. CONCENTRATE.
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I’ve been on a two day bender and I’m gonna score tonight and make it a 3 day bender I’m feeling like Paul Gascoigne.
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Out of respect for my hosts I kept my cool but this one lit a fire of rage & suffering within me that I’m still feeling. My brothers & sisters back home I pray for you & your fight & ask all to educate yourselves & support Congo in its fight against violent oppression #FreeCongo.
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Deep A lot of africans mums don’t work but never attended one school trip now I understand how much of a blessing it is because imagine getting slapped in the british transport museum in front of tootonkamoon.
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Don’t look at the captains arm band look at the gloves I’m ready
@_pkhumble I didn't say you fell off. I said before you fall off. I just read an article about Hatem Ben Arfa and it said when it got cold and he was at Nice he fell off. It's getting cold PK.
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A girl tried to reply to a dm from 3 years ago “sorry I’ve just seen this” If I speak I’m in massive trouble.
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They call me Mike stallion .They say arthritis don’t run through my 👖 . Separately @abznoproblem17 how many retweets for you to recreate this 😂😂
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It makes sense now why you always have the durag on .Head master .Head chef .A head above everyone else.
Welcome to Woking, @JoshOsude. ♦️.
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The water at Hale end might be contaminated the jaundice is making a third man run.
You don’t know who Sagoe Jr is? He’s Pele reborn. End of story.
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Melvitto and Gabzy don’t get the accolades they deserve and it just raises my blood pressure.
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My uncle gave me a middle parting when I was a kid and I’ll never forgive him for it
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I sold my lil Durk ticket I didn’t sell it with insurance so don’t message me.
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How can a girl come to my house a snore like she hand built my house kmt
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My football manager just sent me this and asked me if this is me )!)(,.hgddsas
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Two Red cards down to 9 men 🟥🟥.Two Goals ⚽️⚽️.Two Serious celebrations 🕺 .Sh*tHousery level 1000 ✔️ .@hashtagutd
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Girls these days are demanding 5 years deals but they’ve had more injuries than Diaby kmt.
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Hoyeon Jung, Squid Game star, reveals in a recent interview to Vogue Korea that lately she’s been obsessed with Tottenham star, Pk humble. “I just think he’s one of the most attractive men in the planet "
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Netflix and chill is gonna hit different.
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I’m not that clumsy.
All this for PK humble to blurt out the real reason on a random podcast. We will be there.
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This might just be the funniest video of the year and its not even july the oneth yet
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Ash trays for toast is one of the best inventions I’ve innovated
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