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soup hater (she/her) 🏴 priv: @hvndenied
South Wales
Joined March 2011
I know there’s something fundamentally wrong with me because I’m craving a mash potato sandwich so bad there’s tears in my eyes
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Finally renewed my passport after putting it off for 9 months. Could have created a whole human in the time it took to get the courage to press some buttons
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Happy pancake day to everyone but especially to the dominatrix that taught me their pancake making technique in 2020. I remember you fondly and hope you are doing well
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Can everyone please stop putting that sad baby monkey on my timeline I can’t handle that kind of stress right now
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Did anyone at the @cardiffdevils game last night find or hear about someone finding a bracelet, it belongs to a friend of mine and she would really like it back. She was sat in block 8, it's silver with a X on it, please share!!
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I love thinking that there’s something really wrong with my brain that makes me constantly tired and not the fact I haven’t had more than 3 hours uninterrupted sleep since 2022
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Welsh goodbye
What’s the opposite of an Irish Goodbye? The one where I’ve been standing around and talking to someone for over an hour after I said I’m leaving?
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I can't talk about this enough because my cat almost died from a Lilly, and I see them in nearly every single bouquet in stores right now. They won't tell you they can kill your cat/your loved one's cat! Please avoid them! They often go unnoticed when they aren't bloomed.
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Changing my lightbulb to a disco ball bulb was a great idea for a whole 5 minutes. There’s nothing worse than being stressed as fuck, switching the light on and entering a fucking boogie wonderland
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He’s around 16lbs and the vet wants him on a diet but he ate part of his paced eating food mat
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The orange cat experience™️
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