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@_kofiblack
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don’t take my tweets serious
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Since we're talking about mundane things we find endearing. I absolutely love it when your woman's walking a few steps behind you and you stretch your hand back, and she does that little run to grab it. I couldn't find a term for it, so I dubbed it the Mjolnir call.
Having a boyfriend means having someone you can tell the most useless details about your day to. It’s not like I expect him to do anything about the fact that the Uber driver is driving slow but babe, just listen…..proceeds to yap
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He used it to up his status within the church, gained popularity as a youth pastor whose branch was besting some of the older churches in seeds and his annual partnership amounts in dollars increased yearly. He became an asset they had to lock down hence his ‘royal’ wedding.
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erectile dysfunction? no. i am ERECT TILL DIS FUNCTION IS OVER
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i cry for you everyday
I wish I had kept my 1,700 BTC @ $0.06 instead of selling them at $0.30, now that they're $8.00! #bitcoin
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Throwback to the 2016 NBA Dunk Contest — Best Dunk Contest of All-Time. 🔥
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that’s crazy
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