My daughter just asked me if my parents are still alive, so I had to explain (again) that the lady that has lived with us since she was born, known to her as Mimi, is in fact my mother. She was like
9/11 happened when I was 10. We watched people literally jump to their death on national television, live.
I PROMISE your kids can handle conversations about racism and social justice.
I will never forget when Solange performed at Teen Summit one year when I was REALLY young (maybe 11?) and she got boo’ed, so Bey and Kelly walked on stage MID PERFORMANCE to talk shit to the crowd. Mics on. Live. I promise this happened.
LMAO RECEIPTS! I WAS PRESENT FOR THIS!
But then Beyonce got boo’ed too because she wasn’t Beyonce yet. It’s a wonder she even stepped foot back in New Orleans after that 😂
*Me calling patients to give them their covid test result*
Me: ma’am your covid test is positive, we advise you to continue to quarantine for at least 10 days from the date of your test
Patient: omg! But I feel fine! I just went to a wedding!
THOSE are the folks continuing the spread btw. For every SICK patient who tests positive that I have to call, there are at LEAST 5 asymptomatic positives. And every last one of em ignore quarantine instructions.
@brownandbella
@cohlahs82
Also let's please remember that skin DOES play a role because I never see men telling white women to dress more appropriately if they want to be respected.
Me: ........were you instructed to quarantine at the time of your test, at LEAST until you got your result?
Patient: I mean yes but it’s not like I was sick, I only got tested for XYZ reason.....
Me: 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
Great time to take advantage of this and tell y’all that my mom sews masks for $10 and also makes sets for healthcare workers. $15 per set. Masks are 100% cotton and have a nose bridge and filter pocket. She does shipping anywhere in the US. DM me!
When Megan said “bitch keep talking that shit from yo Honda”
Because why the Honda had to catch a stray? They are perfectly good, reliable fucking cars! (Also I drive one) 😭😭
If he’s not willing to accept this as a tough time in their relationship and raise the child as his own, he was never loyal. Everyone makes mistakes. What’s important is that she only came home to him. You men run away at the slightest inconvenience these days smh.
I had an ectopic pregnancy in January 2020.
And I remember having to wait WEEKS for an abortion. Having to go into the clinic for ultrasounds over and over just to confirm there was no viable fetus. Having to check HCG levels over and over. When I KNEW there was no baby growing
Happy she’s outta this but not at all surprised by his behavior. When that Usher shit came about, plenty of women warned about those red flags. Insecure, controlling men are ALWAYS a risk to a woman’s safety. Always.
Keke Palmer is seeking a restraining order against Darius Jackson and requesting sole custody of their 8-month-old son, Leodis.
Palmer has accused Jackson of abusing her multiple times over the course of their two-year relationship in court documents filed on Thursday.
@drtantatinycat
@DwayneDavidPaul
I have a VERY fickle love-hate relationship with them most days lol. Every now and then I get to call a little old lady who’s been holed up in her house but tests often to stay safe and let her know her test was negative. Those are good days.
They don’t “trust” the Covid vaccine, but the minute these folks are getting their asses kicked by this virus they’re demanding Paxlovid. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!
Fuck I look like owning a 3500 sq ft home and driving a luxury car but don’t have enough excess income to establish a 529 or pay for top notch extra curriculars for my daughter?
A dummy, that’s what.
Middle class is a myth.
THIS.
Lootttts of men talk themselves out of amazing consistent sex by simply refusing to be present/do their part or be considerate. It’s that fucking simple
GIRLS I promise you, to grow your glutes all you need to do are these FIVE exercises over and over again!
- Hip thrusts
- RDLs (Romanian deadlift)
- Bulgarian split squats
- Hyperextensions
- Step ups
Increase the weights gradually and repeat these every booty day🫶🏾
It’s all fun and games til I call the cops on your child and have her charged with assault before the ink dries on her college applications 😬😬
We ain’t gone fight. We gone ruin futures in this bitch behind mine.
I am very passionate about black women partaking in luxury and being spoken to gently and not having to be tough and being spoiled. So passionate about that shit
I feel this way too. And I hate to elaborate on it, because folks make it about you “hating”.
It’s not that. I love her. It’s just, she really doesn’t have to do it.
Chronic disease manifestations. Darker skin on the back of the neck, clubbed fingernails, dry skin, hormonal acne, swollen legs, Buffalo humps.
Lottts of folks walking around with undiagnosed diseases.
Chadwick Boseman’s Family was able to spend those last moments with him, announce his passing on their own, and plan and host his memorial privately. I didn’t even know the memorial happened already. That’s how you do it.
The UK’s first socially distanced concert is happening now in Newcastle.
Attendees have their own private viewing area with 6-feet of space between them.
A whole new world...
@LIBGyal
It’s so much fun! We brunch together, get pedicures, spend too much money in target 😂 everything. You’ll absolutely love it when the time comes. That’s my bestie fr
One of the masks my mom made for me. Double layered. 100% cotton. Vacuum bag filtered which is 3rd behind N95 and surgical masks as a household filter.
Your homemade masks should be meeting these minimums.
Social media and viral moments don’t automatically translate to a profitable music career and a lot of these artists are learning that the hard way unfortunately
Will Smith described when he asked out Jada Pinkett-Smith: "I said, 'Aye Jada, what's up? It's Will.' She's like, 'Hey! How you doing?' I said, ‘Good, are you seeing anybody?', she said, 'Uhh no.' I said 'Cool, you're seeing me now.'"
This week was my last week on the Covid unit. What started out as 2 units has now consolidated into 1 with numbers continuing to improve. Stay the fuck home so we can continue to see them go down.
BREAKING: Border Patrol agents who killed gunman at Texas school became frustrated and acted on their own initiative after being told to wait by local police - NBC
You DO realize we watched this partnership AND subsequent erasure happen in real time, right?
Like.....we saw that it was not a mutual parting of ways.
My husband has been using his grill to boil water for us to clean up with and has kept a hot meal at the table since yesterday afternoon. He was out there in pitch black darkness last night. Woke up this morning and made grits, eggs and bacon on the grill.
Sidenote, let's talk about Meg's power. A caps lock FINE man worth nearly a billion dollars said if he could he'd be on the end of your leash. I am in AWE.
Transplant patients have to take immunosuppressive drugs to quite literally prevent their bodies from rejecting the organ and killing them.
If they caught Covid while on those drugs, they’d die of THAT instead.
No hospital with sense is going to risk that unnecessarily.
A hospital system is denying transplants to people who are not vaccinated against COVID-19 “in almost all situations,” saying that the vaccine makes it more likely that a transplant will be successful.
At Petco
White lady: omg your kitty is so cute, whats his name?!
Me: Thank you! His name is Riot.
Lady: oh, that’s interesting! Like, riot? Like rioting?
Me: yeah, like that!
My STEM baby been up since before 7am he was so excited about starting this set. Lego creator expert level because he blows through the kid sets in less than 2 hours. Finishes 1000+ piece sets in about a day. Gonna see how he does with this one
I don’t care if I’m in labor 27 hours.
All eyes on me lil bitch. Refill them ice chips for me right quick. And while you at it remind me that I’m the best thing you could’ve ever hoped for in this life and you can’t wait to meet our child.
Ahhhh my purses arrived! I ordered these bags TWO DAYS AGO! Had to get the matching Jr bag for my daughter too. Thank you
@Danistee1
will definitely be ordering again!!
I hate that she is on IG live trying to stay composed while explaining this to us. She don’t owe nobody a public story. She should be in a safe space, FAR AWAY from the press/social media, getting the help that she needs.
Mia X and the Ghetto Twiinz CARRIED New Orleans rap on they back for the women.
Magnolia Shorty found her lane in bounce and created TIMELESS CLASSICS. The girls need their flowers.
Having a nerf gun battle with the kids.
My own precious 4 year old baby daughter that I birthed out of my own body…….cornered me when I was out of ammo, walked up to me DEAD serious, looked me in the eye, placed her gun to my temple and said “now what? Huh?”
…..I want to be clear on the fact that if my husband was or ever became a millionaire that I’d expect to be taken care of.
Why do y’all be shocked when partners of rich men expect this?