I just want my wife to look at my package with the same enthusiasm as the ones she gets from Amazon.

RT @Fact: Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway.

The Shirley Temple Of Doom #CoolDrinksInASongOrMovie.

In Mojito The Night .#CoolDrinksInASongOrMovie.

All The Sprite Moves .#CoolDrinksInASongOrMovie.

RT @ATRightMovies: BATMAN was released 36 years ago today. One of the earliest classic superhero movies, and among the most popular of dire….

RT @CraigBaird: In 2005, Canada became the fourth country in the world to legalize same-sex marriage. The process to get the landmark Act p….

I put the "spit" in "hospitality.".

If the #BelmontStakes has taught me anything, it's that I would watch the shit out of a gritty @HBO series about the lives of horse jockeys.

RT @briantylercohen: Let's be fair here. Just because Elon says that Trump is in the Epstein files and just because there are dozens of pho….

Leafs have to stop playing like a team that's afraid to go down 2-2 in the series and start playing like a team that needs to be up 3-1 #TORvsFLA.

They chose a pope faster than it takes me to choose something to watch on streaming.

My whole Patriarch Madness bracket is already in shambles. #NewPope #Conclave2025.

Wow they really have Seth and Sami doing the wrestling version of Trump vs Canada #WWERaw.

I'll say this:.I'm not a Conservative, and I didn't vote Conservative, but had they won, I would support them and support Poilievre because our country needs our PM to succeed at their job. I hope Conservatives can do the same for Mark Carney. #CanadaElections2025.

Does Pierre Poilievre even have security clearance to find out that he lost?.#CanadaElections2025.

Heel Cena is at his best when he speaks plainly and directly. He loses his power when he shouts. #SmackdownafterMania.

Evertone complaining about the main event match, just remember: John Cena promised he'd ruin wrestling for you. #WrestleMania.

If all these anti-cody fans had been in Vegas last year, we wouldn't be here in the first place. #WrestleMania.

This is why you want someone with a Doctor's degree in Economics to oversee your economy, and not someone who relies on slogans and cynicism. #cdnpoli.

Lying should never be normalized. Unless it's lies like this. We should definitely normalize lies like this.