RT @garybernhardt: if imperfections in wood furniture are desirable then an occasional :wq in website copy should be too.

RT @damienredicamn1: Martin van Buren lookin ass bird

RT @falsedvmaster: If Chicken McNuggets are sold in packs of 6, 9, or 20, then 43 is the largest number of nuggets that cannot be ordered.

RT @fart: it still strikes me how wild it is that the richest person in the world who could do anything they wanted for the rest of their l….

RT @TartanLlama: This is one of my all-time favourite videos, and Badalamenti's music has meant so much to me over my life.

RT @xkcd: In about 30 minutes, the official US population according to will be 333,333,333

RT @aguhiyori: 昨日の日和と抱っこの動画にたくさんのRT＆いいねありがとうございました🦭💖. 実は飼育員視点の動画もあります🫶. それにしてもひーちゃんすごい顔だね😹

RT @cool_pond: at one point, every man named Gary was a baby and was introduced by his parents as "This is my baby, Gary" how fucked up is….

No idea if I'm going to wind up actually using this, but in case:

RT @NLRG_it: man goes to bertrand russell. says he hates his beard but will not shave it. russell says "treatment is simple. great barber p….

RT @EmmaManzini: A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down….

RT @TartanLlama: Me when yesterday was a US holiday and I wake up to 0 emails: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! . Me when yesterday was a UK holiday….

RT @twothickscoops: as a man the best feeling in the world is sitting down with a snack and realizing you have never read the wikipedia pag….

RT @samdylanfinch: I told my old therapist that I had a hard time telling him things that would disappoint him, because I cared a lot about….

RT @ellewasamistake: guy who has only seen the earth, discovering his second planet: getting a lot of 'the earth' vibes from this. .

RT @mtaht: Really wonderful tale of how we made IMPs reliable:

RT @garybernhardt: Reminder that computers exist only to serve us. Every time we wait for a computer, the computer is the one who is wrong.